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No.

 

No.

 

No.

 

NO.

 

My vision of Laythe will NOT be tampered with!

 

I wish for this forum thread to be finished right now, having lived out it's comedic usefulness.

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45 minutes ago, TopHeavy11 said:

No.

 

No.

 

No.

 

NO.

 

My vision of Laythe will NOT be tampered with!

 

I wish for this forum thread to be finished right now, having lived out it's comedic usefulness.

Granted, whoops, respawned. 

I wish that laythe was shaped like a baseball mitt, with a nice soft pouch to land in. 

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Grated. It's 1 attometer wide.

 

I wish 4.

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Granted, all your e-mail account gets spammed with e-mails that only contain 4s.

I wish for Overwatch to finally finish downloading.

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granted but you install all the other blizzard games too

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granted, but the best ascii you can do is an O

i wish i didnt stay so much time away from this thread lol

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Granted, but every other post ends up being yours.

I wish Sol-3a had a ring system visible from Sol-3.

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Granted, Sol-3a has a very thin, faint ring system invisible from Sol-3, that does nothing except make it dangerous to orbit Sol-3a due to the hazard of being hit by material from the rings.

 

I wish I didn't suffer from Misophonia.

 

 

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Granted. You now suffer from airophobia (a fear of air.)

 

I wish HHHHEEEEEEEEEEERRRRR.

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Granted, you get swarmed by the dog things with lots of eyes from Half Life.

I wish I could see the stars whenever I wanted to.

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Granted, you can teleport to a star to look at it whenever you want to, but you always end up within 100km of it.

 

I wish for a Burrito.

Edited by DolphinDude3

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Granted, the bag turns into a infinite-mass Black Hole that consumes the Universe.

 

I wish I had a spare radiator to replace the one on my Minmus base that I accidentally smashed with a Kerbal a few minutes ago...

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Granted, it's in a low orbit of Jool.

I wish to go to Jupiter and not get any ill effects from radiation.

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GRANTED. PREPARE TO BE UPGRADED.

I wish the Cybermen would beat the Daleks.

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Granted, but then the borg defeat the cybermen.

 

I wish I was magic.

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Granted. Now you hang in a little foil package, divided into five little cardboard rectangles, awaiting for someone to purchase.

I wish my tea glass was self-filling.

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Granted, but your blood is self-draining really fast.

I wish for a microwave laser to point at people's phones and watch them try in vain to get their wifi back.

Edited by cubinator

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Granted, but only when you are at work.

I wish to always be in good health.

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Granted! But the catch is you have to eat in moderation and exercise regularly for the rest of your healthy life! :P

I also wish for a maser, but this one will be for pointing at my coffee to keep it warm

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Granted, but you accidentally get the free upgrade from "maser" to "particle weapon." Your coffee is annihilated.

I wish for a finite but arbitrarily large number of wishes that exist in a non-corporeal form.

Edited by astrokerb

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3 minutes ago, astrokerb said:

I wish for a finite but arbitrarily large number of wishes that exist in a non-corporeal form.

Granted. You now exist in a non-corporeal form to match the form of your desired wishes. Enjoy them.

I wish for a remarkable amount of gold.

Edited by Aperture Science

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hehe granted! "that is the smallest amount of gold I've ever seen! how remarkable!!"

I wish news reporters would correctly use the expression "decimated" to indicate 10% damage or casualties

 

(as a side note consider this: there is a higher grade of gold in most cemeteries than there is in many gold mines...)

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Granted, but everything else they say is 100% more wrong than it is normally.

I wish for the most interesting book I've never heard of!

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