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Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

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Granted. Thanks!

 

I wish for inspiration.

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Granted. Your inspiration turns into...

*Determination.

 

I wish I could stop making old references.

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Granted. You make references 300 years in the future, so nobody gets them anyway.

I wish the killer rabbit came into the next posters home.

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Granted! A killer rabbit appears and proceeds to satiate its murderous impulses by brutally eviscerating dozens of young plants in my vegetable garden...  lucky for me rabbits are herbivores! 

I wish I could forget everything that I know about KSP so I could experience the joy of discovery and the satisfaction of problem solving all over again
 

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Granted. You fail miserably every time you do something, even if it's booting up the game.

 

I wish that people would stop obsessing over Pokémon Go and move on with their lives.

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Granted. They become obsessed with the secret Pokémon Go 2 (eight times as addicting) which releases in two seconds.

I wish for 50 million subscribers on youtube.

(Also, use @Ultimate Steve in the next post so I can see the response. Thank you.)

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Granted. It's really hard to control.

I wish to stop time and throw knives around.

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Granted. All your knives impale somebody when you restart time (and you HAVE to restart time.)

 

I wish that I could master the delicate art of SSTO making.

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Granted, but the next update features both an aerodynamic and engine overhaul, making the current standards and methods for building SSTOs obsolete.

I wish I could fly a helicopter.

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I meant I wanted to fly a helicopter in real life. Real life doesn't receive updates, that's why our world is so screwed up right now.

HarvesteR shall return, however he will raise the price of KSP to $60, make planets besides Kerbin and Mun DLC only, and focus all the new updates on improving terrain scatter and adding new names for Kerbals.

Now corrupt my wish again, and don't forget the context this time, dammit!

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The same corruption. Real life gets an aerodynamic and engine overhaul. Every aeroplane in the sky plummets to the ground killing millions of people. Cars and trucks variously have their engines seize up, run away, or just plain explode, which causes millions more deaths. Ships and trains are left dead in the water/on the rails unable to move. Everything in Low Earth Orbit, including the International Space Station, is near-instantly incinerated by re-entry heating, and GPS and geostationary satellites follow in the coming weeks; communications, weather forecasting, military intelligence and more are irreparably damaged. Birds, bats, and insects are unable to fly, disrupting food webs worldwide. The global economy collapses, civilization rapidly follows, and three quarters of the world's population die of starvation or disease in a world unable to get them food, clean water, or medicine.

But your helicopter, modelled on a Leonardo Da Vinci design, flies. It's one of the only things that does.

I wish I could run faster than light.

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Granted, you run at 1.5 c for a few seconds, then you are outside of Earth's atmosphere and magnetosphere so you die very quickly.

I wish General Grievous was my lawnmower:

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Granted. Unfortunately he can't tell the difference between grass and hair.

I wish I could solve a Rubik's cube quickly.

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Granted, but once you realize that solving one is about following a set of algorithms that make each solving more or less similar to all others it loses its charm

I wish I could meet an Apollo astronaut.

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Granted, you go to all their funerals.

I wish Star Wars Episodes I-III were really good.

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Granted. Angels begin to sing, for mankind has transcended our puny world into a realm of absolute perfection.

 

To that end, I wish that all of the star trek movies were good.

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They are widely acclaimed as the highlight of the series. However this is because Episodes IV, V, and VI were really rubbish.

I wish I hadn't been ninja'd corrupting cubinator's wish.

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Granted. You are allowed to run faster than light to go change the past, but after you change that, you have to go back and tell your grandfather that you are fired, because.... well, I'll let you finish that statement. (Hehe Portal 2).

I wish life would fix itself.

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Granted, but it's your annoying little brother whose life gets fixed.

I wish for the falcon heavy to stop getting delayed :( 

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Granted, but it blows up on launch.

I wish for a remake of Interstellar with all the plot holes patched up (I totally understood the whole transcendant thing, but a virus that feeds on nitrogen? really? and why do they have 5000 human ovums if there's nobody to raise them?), more exotic landscapes to enjoy, and less betrayal by Alfred and Jason Bourne.

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Granted. But it's directed by Michael Bay.

I wish credit and debit cards didn't exist.

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Granted. Online transactions cease to exist, and our modern world faces an economic recession that kick-starts WWIII.

 

I wish that KSP didn't lag so much.

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Granted. KSP no longer lags, but you are forever banned from playing it.

I wish for pizza I can eat.

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