Tex 1,273 Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 Granted, but it's only the size of a thimble. I wish my stupid online chemistry homework would make more sense. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TopHeavy11 576 Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 Granted, but now you live in a world where sense is frowned upon. I wish thathathtahthahhthahthhahthahtahthhtahtahtahtahthathathahtahthathathathahthahthatht I didn'didn'didn'didn't just begingingingingin to cra a a a a a a a a a a shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
legoclone09 2,364 Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 wat I wish sleep was unneccesary Quote Link to post Share on other sites
njmksr 236 Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 You now work 18 hours a day I wish I could fly Quote Link to post Share on other sites
legoclone09 2,364 Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 You can, but: I wish to be Doctor Who. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
njmksr 236 Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 You are now a MD with recurring amnesia. I wish for world peas Spoiler (deliberate misspelling) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cantab 3,145 Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 Granted. Go and download the Boris planet pack, and my patch to it, and among the new celestial bodies is World Peas, AKA Peabody. I wish for wold peace. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
legoclone09 2,364 Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 Granted. Aliens then invade. I wish we had a better election. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Andem 1,507 Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 Granted. We finally get rid of FPTP voting as well. I wish the forum wasn't so distracting. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cantab 3,145 Posted September 13, 2016 Share Posted September 13, 2016 Gran-OH LOOK A THREAD ABOUT SQUIRRELS! I wish I didn't have pins and needles. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
legoclone09 2,364 Posted September 13, 2016 Share Posted September 13, 2016 Granted. You have needles and pins. I wish my phone had more than 1% of battery. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
njmksr 236 Posted September 13, 2016 Share Posted September 13, 2016 Granted. You now have 1.1% of battery. I wish that I could dance Quote Link to post Share on other sites
legoclone09 2,364 Posted September 13, 2016 Share Posted September 13, 2016 Granted, you can only dab or whatever these kids are doing these days. I wish for one more rep. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cantab 3,145 Posted September 13, 2016 Share Posted September 13, 2016 Granted. For now... I wish I could think of a wish. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RocketSquid 955 Posted September 13, 2016 Share Posted September 13, 2016 Granted! The wish you think of is to be wish to be unable to think of a wish. I wish for the ability to steal wishes. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
njmksr 236 Posted September 13, 2016 Share Posted September 13, 2016 (edited) Granted, but you can only steal wishes that cause you harm. I wish for more downloads on XKOM. Edited September 13, 2016 by njmksr Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cantab 3,145 Posted September 13, 2016 Share Posted September 13, 2016 Granted, but they're from people who get mixed up and think it's a Kerbals mod to XCOM, and then hurl abuse at you when they can't make it work. I wish to be unable to think of a wish. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TopHeavy11 576 Posted September 13, 2016 Share Posted September 13, 2016 Granted, now andlythling can hadplen! I wish that my posts weren't a continuous stream of references. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
temporalExile 201 Posted September 15, 2016 Share Posted September 15, 2016 Granted. They are now 9gag memes I wish... I wish... I wish... for a fish For I wish for a fish and a dish for the fish. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
njmksr 236 Posted September 15, 2016 Share Posted September 15, 2016 Granted. You have been fish-slapped and dish-slapped. I wish that I could start a meme Quote Link to post Share on other sites
temporalExile 201 Posted September 15, 2016 Share Posted September 15, 2016 Granted. It's the nutshack I wish for B9 to remodel the starting KSC models Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kerbiloid 11,265 Posted September 15, 2016 Share Posted September 15, 2016 (edited) Granted. But advanced buildings and planets become Porkjet's inflatables. Edit: oops... That works! I wish Eve not purple. Edited September 15, 2016 by kerbiloid Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dark Junior 82 Posted September 15, 2016 Share Posted September 15, 2016 Granted, but now it's on fire. I wish Mordin's death scene in Mass Effect 3 wasn't so sad...It turns out I have feelings Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kerbiloid 11,265 Posted September 15, 2016 Share Posted September 15, 2016 Granted. Mordin steals your money, kicks your sitting part and calls your home animal "an ugly thing". You are not sad when he dies. I wish Moira Brown live in Diamond City. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted September 18, 2016 Share Posted September 18, 2016 On 9/15/2016 at 2:25 PM, kerbiloid said: Granted. Mordin steals your money, kicks your sitting part and calls your home animal "an ugly thing". You are not sad when he dies. I wish Moira Brown live in Diamond City. Granted, but you'll have to help her make her Wasteland Survival Guide every time you go see her. I wish for an exceedingly rare hat. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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