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Granted. They announce their intention to sue Squad. The costs of defending the lawsuit makes Squad decide it's best to cease KSP development and remove it from sale.

I wish Children of a Dead Earth had a high-quality Linux port.

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I wish that everyone in the whole wide world lived on Antarctica without any food.

Edited by MDZhB
I guess I don't get around enough to know that Children of a Dead Earth isn't a group of young people in the future.
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57 minutes ago, cantab said:

I wish Children of a Dead Earth had a high-quality Linux port.

Granted. It had. Now - hasn't.

1 minute ago, MDZhB said:

I wish that everyone in the whole wide world lived on Antarctica without any food.

Granted, Humanity gets made of nanites. A nanobody needs only pure energy.

I wish to be made of nanites.

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36 minutes ago, kerbiloid said:

Granted. It had. Now - hasn't.

Granted, Humanity gets made of nanites. A nanobody needs only pure energy.

I wish to be made of nanites.

Granted but humanity decided to terminate you for making future safe

İ wish for a 50. Action Express Desert Eagle with

100 Bulet capaity Drum magazine

Full auto

Heat sinks at sides

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On 08.10.2016 at 5:12 PM, Ultimate Steve said:

Not granted because Granting it would mean it was granted and paradoxes and etcetera.

I wish for my trombone not to freeze while I'm playing in contest tonight.

Granted but it melted

i wish for a Spas 12

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Granted. Athens defeated Sparta by being like Sparta. Democracy is confined to the writings of the most eccentric philosophers. Now make sure you attend your roll call in the King's Army tomorrow morning.

I wish 24 hour supermarkets were open on Sunday night.

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Granted,

Now Walmart collects so much money it decided to become the West American Company, and uses a private army to take over the U.S and now you have to work at Walmart every day as their official slave. If you are from some where other than America, Walmart decides to become Global so it hires five more private armies and fifty nukes, nuking every city that defied their ways. Half the population of Earth is dead now and the rest works as slaves for Walmart, who is thinking of selling goods to Aliens. 

I wish for a grant for Princetonn Collage, and if you are not from America, I wish for Space Engineers.

Edited by Alpha 360
"Kouston, we have several problems, but that doesn't matter so we want to continue on with the mission."
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Granted. You get the minigun and a power armor. Your Pip-Boy radiation indicator shows "9999 Rad" and stops counting due to overflow.
The last thing you think: "That's why nobody had taken this loot from a pool near the Nuka-Cola plant."

I wish there were animals in KSP.
(Not request).

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