Capt. Hunt Posted November 3, 2016 Share Posted November 3, 2016 Your house is smashed by a comet. I wish I had more beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted November 3, 2016 Share Posted November 3, 2016 Granted, you get infinite beer at the loss of your self-control. Have fun. I wish that war and other such actions would be eradicated from this Earth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted November 3, 2016 Share Posted November 3, 2016 Granted. Donald Trump mind-controls all humanity to be peaceful consumers. I wish the USA had lost its War of Independence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosmonaut Posted November 3, 2016 Share Posted November 3, 2016 (edited) Granted. When the British Empire falls, the USA becomes independent anyways, only this time without resources, proper planning, or any idea of what happened. It then gets annexed by us friendly Canadians (Who are frighteningly war-like). Canada quickly becomes the most powerful nation in the world, and before long, Europe and Asia are overrun (Including Britain, of course), and everyone there becomes friendly, accepting, polite, and play a lot of hockey. Canada spreads across the world, but leaves Australia on it's own because it's pretty much Canadian anyways. I wish my cat would stop drooling all over me Edited November 3, 2016 by Kosmonaut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted November 3, 2016 Share Posted November 3, 2016 Granted. It was drooling because it has rabies, and a previously-unknown strain of rabies with no vaccination or cure at that. Your cat bites you then runs away. I wish to skip an hour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosmonaut Posted November 3, 2016 Share Posted November 3, 2016 (edited) 47 minutes ago, cantab said: I wish to skip an hour. Granted. In the next hour, the most important event in human history will happen and you will miss it I wish i could go to jupiter and saturn on a month long trip with my best friends and be home with no adverse effects. I will land on the gallilean moons, titan and enceladus, and visit the rings of saturn. Edited November 3, 2016 by Kosmonaut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted November 3, 2016 Share Posted November 3, 2016 Granted. You all play Orbiter. I wish Orbiter had a good Linux port. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Cochran Posted November 3, 2016 Share Posted November 3, 2016 Granted. However, you really don't want to know what animal the meat came from. Really, you don't..... I wish I knew how the three shells in Demolition Man were used. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DestinyPlayer Posted November 5, 2016 Share Posted November 5, 2016 Granted. You get a letter with the exact description how to use them. Too bad it's in an alien language. I wish for relativity to no longer work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted November 5, 2016 Share Posted November 5, 2016 Gra THIS UNIVERSE HAS ENCOUNTERED A PROBLEM AND WILL BE SHUT DOWN. I wish it was now safe to turn off your computer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted November 6, 2016 Share Posted November 6, 2016 (edited) Gra-- --computer BSOD's-- I wish for it to rain tortoises tomorrow. Edited November 6, 2016 by cubinator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosmonaut Posted November 6, 2016 Share Posted November 6, 2016 Granted. It rains so many tortoises that the entire world is covered in tortoise guts, and you drown in a literal bloodbath. You wish you were one of the lucky ones who got conked on the head. I wish this wish was uncorruptable Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted November 6, 2016 Share Posted November 6, 2016 On 4/9/2012 at 11:19 PM, vexx32 said: 1. Do not make wishes that are designed to be difficult to corrupt. I wish for self-paving roads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosmonaut Posted November 6, 2016 Share Posted November 6, 2016 Oops, sorry. Self-Paving... but requires blood sacrifices. I wish for a lifetime supply of really good, edible poutine. Google Chrome doesn't know what poutine is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted November 6, 2016 Share Posted November 6, 2016 Granted. I wish for another of every food item I own to be delivered fresh to my door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosmonaut Posted November 6, 2016 Share Posted November 6, 2016 Granted. They'll steal all of the food you own, and deliver it to your door, so that you have to put it away again. I wish for two kittens ALSO: I already replied to that one... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted November 6, 2016 Share Posted November 6, 2016 4 minutes ago, Kosmonaut said: Granted. They'll steal all of the food you own, and deliver it to your door, so that you have to put it away again. I wish for two kittens ALSO: I already replied to that one... Granted and granted. The kittens eat up all your poutine. I wish it was 6 pm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosmonaut Posted November 6, 2016 Share Posted November 6, 2016 OOH NOO NOT MY POUTINE Granted. You miss the most important moment in earths history (I have a feeling I've already said that) I wish I was the first person on mars Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted November 6, 2016 Share Posted November 6, 2016 Granted, you were the guy that spent a year cramped in a secret Soviet space capsule in 1972 and lived long enough to get out on Mars, plant a flag, and say a few inspiring words before dying of thirst. I wish the media would talk about something other than politics tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted November 6, 2016 Share Posted November 6, 2016 Granted. They talk about the co-ordinated assassinations of Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, and Donald Trump. I wish Valora's battlefield wasn't so bloody annoying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinkAllKerb'' Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 Granted it's bloodishly annoyin I wish i can remind there is a difference between a rock, a bird, a ghost, a celestial body, a bidep, vinegar amd chips without intel, a fish,and a few others things Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted November 13, 2016 Share Posted November 13, 2016 Granted, but they then turn out to actually be the same. I wish the Moon had rings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted November 13, 2016 Share Posted November 13, 2016 Granted. You got married to Moon. Hospital attendants were groomsmen and bridesmaids. Then it was dinner-time. .I wish a tiny gas giant orbiting round Jupiter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosmonaut Posted November 13, 2016 Share Posted November 13, 2016 Granted. It falls into Jupiters atmosphere after a short amount of time and becomes assimilated. I wish my cat had eternal youth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StupidAndy Posted November 13, 2016 Share Posted November 13, 2016 granted but it is one of the creepy hairless cats i wish for a million more wishes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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