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Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

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OH YOU LITTLE

Your hot chocolate is decent, but it has no marshmallows!!!!!!!

I wish for everyone to feel what snow's like (You know, like people who live in tropical areas?)

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Granted, the whole world is covered in snow, an Ice era begins and everyone freezes to death.

I wish I could land on sun on KSP.

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Granted. Your computer can support only 0.13.3 version of KSP.

I wish oceanic storms in KSP.

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Granted. The entire planet of Kerbin is rotated so it's north pole is fixed toward it's sun, extreme gale-force winds in excess of 3000m/s constantly blow toward the "noon pole". The dark side of Kerbin becomes an ice sheet. Launches from KSP become extremely challenging to say the least.

 

I wish for an asteroid strike

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Granted. The goo will smother you alive and kill you.

I wish for everyone to get along with each other. (On earth)

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Granted, the Blue Goo will be highly flammable, and the heat of the sun causes it to catch the world on fire, killing everyone.

I wish for my stories to be published.

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Granted. Then SQUAD sues you for copyright infringement.

I wish we weren't all pink goo.

(By the way, the different colors of goo and paste actually have meaning. See paragraphs 7-9 here.

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Granted, you are now green pond scum.

I wish for a self-filling coffee cup...

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Granted. It fills up your house and your entire city, causing there to be a coffee flood.

I wish for a cup of orange juice.

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granted, but it has toothepaste inside.

I wish from now on, if I wish for anything in existence on this thread, it cannot be corrupted. It must be pure and it must be fine, no little details must be found and exploited, nothing can be twisted. This wish is under affect of an anti-corruption as well. So you cannot twist it...

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Granted. Another thread is created for the same purpose.

I wish for a pug.

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You look in the mirror and realize you now have a pug nose and a hankering for Milk-Bones!

I wish @Galacticvoyager's wish to now be corrupted beyond recognition.

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Granted. It will be un-corrupted...

*Ruff Ruff!*

I wish for a christmas tree that rotates.

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Granted. The lack of food will mean you starve to death.

I wish for no crimes to ever be committed.

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Granted, but its in a parrarel universe where you steeped 1 hydrogen atom to the left 3 years ago...

Now that I have a un-corrupted anti-corruption, I wish for a bag of infinity... 

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Granted. The bag is so big, it crushes you.

I wish for peace on earth and total cooperation between all people.

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Granted, it will happen once humanity is extinct.

I wish for a bag of infinity than can give me anything i wish for. It also negates the weight inside and weighs as much as a normal bag. It doesn't collapse into a black hole or anything. Just a normal bag on the outside...

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Granted. Hundreds of bloodthirsty carnivores jump out of the bag ant eat you alive.

I wish for a successful flight to Duna and a safe return to Kerbin.

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Granted, but you get bored in orbit of Ike and deleted the save file...

I wish for a bag of infinity than can give me anything i wish for. It also negates the weight inside and weighs as much as a normal bag. It doesn't collapse into a black hole or anything. Just a normal bag on the outside. It MUST be called out, not on its own. No matter what...

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Granted. That bag has a mind of it's own and kills you.

I wish for your bag to be blown up.

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