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granted, you get a box jellyfish in your sandwich, and you die from the stinging

i wish for a walrus

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Granted. You have a walrus surgically grafted to your back. Have fun carrying two tons of fat around all the time

I wish for a TARDIS

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Granted. It takes you back to the mob era and you're shot to death before you even walk out.

I wish for Squad to let me publish my stories without copyright or trademark issues.

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Granted. However, it has less thrust than an ion engine.

I wish to win the Dakar Rally Challenge

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Granted. Then you get fired for playing GTA instead of working.

I wish Saints Row series overcome GTA.

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Granted. It overcomes it on the terrible scale, becoming the worst game ever (Yes, worse than CoD Ghosts)

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Granted! Since you didn't exactly wish for anything, would you like a poisoned coffee?

I wish for @The White Guardian to be turned into a spider.

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1 hour ago, SAS123 said:

Granted! Since you didn't exactly wish for anything, would you like a poisoned coffee?

I wish for @The White Guardian to be turned into a spider.

Granted, but I become Spiderman. :D

I wish... uh... I don't even know.

Let's just go with, I wish I knew C# script like the back of my hand.

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Granted, but it got mis-heard as "flushie" and went down the toilet with all your dreams.....

 

I wish for Sol to go nova on Tuesday of next week, at 2:30pm

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Granted, but it will explode.

I wish for everyone's christmas wish to come true

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11 minutes ago, DarkOwl57 said:

I wish for everyone's christmas wish to come true

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Granted! You receive an abundence of wishes! You may choose one but remember it will be 'fun' @kerbiloid

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On 12/13/2016 at 11:58 AM, Xorth Tanovar said:

Granted, you receive it in abundance. Of course, this also means no more air and you die from asphyxiation.

I wish for a peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich.

Granted, but the jellyfish is live and stings your mouth.

I wish I could invent a sport called pie splat.

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granted, but it isn't sucsessful, nobody likes it, and is banned for health reasons by the government

i wish for everything that ever exsisted

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Granted. Everything that ever existed, which is now duplicating over and over as you and all of your duplicates wish for everything that ever existed, is now implanted inside of you. You pop.

I wish for a really good box of jelly beans

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Granted. They're poisoned. 

I wish for all my favorite mods to be combined into one giant mod that I can run.

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29 minutes ago, Program Kerbal Space said:

I wish I had more RAM so I can use visual mods :D (Idk if this is hard to corrupt)

Granted! You receive 1 Megabyte worth of RAM.

I wish for saturn to be at the same place and distance as the moon with the moon orbiting in a stable orbit around saturn as well as earth and saturn also has all its moons in stable orbits around saturn so nothing collides with earth or the moon and it also has its rings still.

 

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Granted! Now Earth is barren due to the tsunami tidal waves.

Edited by Nailed it!
Didn't read the original post.

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4 minutes ago, Nailed it! said:

But your computer becomes alive and spends all the memory and RAM in computer philosophy.

 

I wish I was a setient computer progrm (with many back-ups in many computers, so people could not delete me)

(You missed my post. We must of sent ours at the exact same time)

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1 minute ago, SAS123 said:

(You missed my post. We must of sent ours at the exact same time)

Sorry!

I wish I owned a Galaxy

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