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2 minutes ago, legoclone09 said:

Granted. You can't breath air.

I wish I could think of something to do.

 

Granted! You decided to rob a bank then got arrested!

I wish for a private jet

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Granted. You ate the expired beans. Happily, this happened in bed, so stays private.

 

On 21.12.2016 at 4:09 AM, StupidAndy said:

i wish that i was the ruler of the world

Granted. You become a ruler.
 

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I wish for KSP 1.2.3 this Tuesday. Just because "1.2.3"

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1 hour ago, kerbiloid said:

Granted. You ate the expired beans. Happily, this happened in bed, so stays private.

 

Granted. You become a ruler.
 

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I wish for KSP 1.2.3 this Tuesday. Just because "1.2.3"

 

Granted! People get angry at you because all the mods don't work with this new update and it takes ages for them to update.

I wish for the Sun to be a K-Class star and for earth to move to fit the habitable zone of the now K-Class sun.

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Granted. Earth doesn't respong right to the change and everybody dies a horrible death.

 

I wish nothing bad happens to my wish.

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Granted. You become a Squad developer, miss a letter in a method name and crash a release.

Dear Squad, please don't take him until he rewrites his claim 1000 times.

7 hours ago, RandomGuy1824 said:

I wis

 

I wish Squad developers were very accurate.

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2 minutes ago, kerbiloid said:

Granted. You become a Squad developer, miss a letter in a method name and crash a release.

Dear Squad, please don't take him until he rewrites his claim 1000 times.

 

I wish Squad developers were very accurate.

 
 

Granted! You're bored out by how accurate they are!

I wish for free candy!

Edited by Program Kerbal Space

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Granted. When Candy gets free,after 18 years in federal penitentiary, she will visit you.

I wish Program Kerbal Space would survive Candy's visit.

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12 hours ago, kerbiloid said:

Granted. When Candy gets free,after 18 years in federal penitentiary, she will visit you.

I wish Program Kerbal Space would survive Candy's visit.

 

Granted! From how scary it was he had to go to a therapist.

I wish there was no fall damage in real life!

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Granted. Instead of the fall damage you should be now afraid of a spring damage.

(Of summer and winter ones, too)

 

I wish Kerbin had fantasy castles.

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On 4/10/2012 at 10:23 AM, Caesar15 said:

The pens broke

I wish for a new ipod

 
 

Granted! You found out it's fake and it looks like a real apple!

I wish we were 99% banana! (Did you know we're 50% banana?)

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Overgranted. You get buried in banana plantation and grow up as a 100%-DNA banana.

I wish you like a pine apple instead of a pineapple.
(As both apples and pens have been already mentioned).

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Granted. Now everybody is sing Pen-Pine Apple-Apple-Pen omstead.

 

I wish for KSP to get to 1.3 already!

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granted, but as soon as it gets interesting, your fired, and the company goes out of business

I wish I could find out how to run CKAN

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You have found. Now you think how to unfound this back.

I wish for Apple since tomorrow using Windows.

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Granted! You receive an apple with hands opening and closing house windows and it will arrive tomorrow.

I wish for an Undesirable Wish that includes an elaborate sentence about why it is Undesirable!

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You get the answer and get mentally collapsed.

I wish to understand what did the previous poster wish.

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Granted, but you also get mentally collapsed....so much so that your ears meet in the middle of your head. You're quite funny looking!

 

I wish to NOT understand...

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Granted! You die a sad sad life after understanding that you don't understand anything.

I wish for a piece of friendly toast that doesn't kill me directly nor indirectly

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Granted! You recieve a peice of toast that has the ability to change wishes. It kills you.

I wish KSP collisions were like this: 

 

 

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26 minutes ago, kerbiloid said:

Granted.

 

I wish for Kerbal horses to make ckavalry.

Granted but they all run away. 

I wish that Kerbal Krash system actually did use soft-body physics. 

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Granted. All parts now have the physical properties of gelatin.

I wish I could change the scale of all the parts in my ship at once, and keep their relative scales.

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