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Granted. You get the Eastern Bloc instead. You are now in charge of the soviet union and all of it's "allies" and everyone is glamouring for your job, willing do do anything to get it. Including murder.

I wish I was the fastest person in the world

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Granted. Your girlfriend says so.

I wish WWW (wicked witch of the west) had take over the Emerald City and other Ozland and rule them all.
(In the 2017 series, not in that ugly old movies).

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On 1/8/2017 at 3:28 PM, kerbiloid said:

Granted. Your girlfriend says so.

I personally don't think I'm old enough yet, and I'm not sure what my girlfriend thinks of that whole idea, however, that is one of the best roasts I have heard in my life. Thank you.

@WinkAllKerb'' Granted,   i n t e r n e t - + * / per s o m e t h i n g happens, whatever that is

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Yeah... I can grant this but it is basically nothing so...

I wish that whatever I wish for doesn't get corrupted?

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All your wishes will remain pristine and uncorrupted for anywhere between 0.001 and 0.1 seconds. Then, they will immediately be horribly corrupted!

I wish for a dodecahedral crystal.

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Granted. You get a piece of homgzn. Now you want a tesseract crystal even more.

I wish to finish that boring e-mail import today.

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Granted! But you finish typing it and not send it.

I wish for a cyborg chicken. Don't ask.

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Granted. You gain a cyborg chicken. However, unbeknownst to you, it is a borg chicken, and it assimilates you

I wish for a nice bowl of cereal

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Granted, but it's lucky charms and you have that creepy leprechaun stare at you while you eat.

I wish for a jet pack.

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Overgranted. A jet lands near your home, and all of its pax* become your guests at once.  pax < packs = passengers

I wish I have time for KSP today evening..

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Granted. You gain all the time you want, but the game is stuck updating for the entire night

I wish for a faster computer

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Granted, it hits you at 15 m/s more than it was going before.

I wish for my computer to never encounter a fatal error again.

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Granted, but while you're trying to do something private, your computer will not be able to shut down quickly enough. 

 

I wish for the ability to be invisible at whenever I want to be.

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Granted. It encounters every other possible error in the known Multiverse!

I wish for a box.

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Your box is made of antimatter. Problems ensue. 

 

I wish for... Nothing!

how could this possibly go wrong?

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Granted. Enjoy your exposure to vacuum.

I wish for a new stable moon of Jupiter to be discovered.

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Granted. Jupiter's gravity sucks them toward itself and they smash into the largest planet in our solar system, causing debris to go everywhere. 

 

I wish that Jeb would stop buzzing the tower.

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Granted. Jeb hits the tower, causing it collapse on the runway. Nobody is seriously injured, but flights can't take off for the next few weeks while the cleanup crew tries to get the tower off the runway.

I wish for a private army.

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Granted. They form a Turkish Coup and take over your entire nation and elect me as ruler. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I wish for a dolphin.

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Granted. You become a codfish, and it finds you,

I wish they made rabbit-sized GMO elefants.

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Granted. The elephants eat you in your sleep.

I wish that I could bring people back to life.

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Granted. A crowd of Magyar and Romanian peasants gathers around your tower to greet you, Dr. Frankenstein.

I wish micro-elefants stay harmless and wouldn't hurt me.

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