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7 minutes ago, kerbiloid said:

Granted. A crowd of Magyar and Romanian peasants gathers around your tower to greet you, Dr. Frankenstein.

I wish micro-elefants stay harmless and wouldn't hurt me.

Granted. They eat all your food and you starve.

I wish for a non-polluted China. 

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The micro-elephants don't hurt you. The macro-tigers do.

I wish for an internet connection of 400 Gbps.

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Granted. But in a cruel twist of fate, all you possess to run it on is your brand-new Analytical Engine.

 

I wish for spring to arrive quickly

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Your 60Kn spring arrives the next day in the mail. It was compressed before shipping, and punches a hole through the roof when you open the box. Whoops!

I wish for my own space program.

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Granted. Tronald Drump places huge restrictions making it virtually impossible to launch anything important.

I wish the my Duna transfer window would come faster.

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Granted. You are kicked out of school.

I wish for wishes to actually work.

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granted, but when you get all of your wishes, you eventually get bored of life because of the lack of the challenge, and you commit suicide, but right before, you wish that none of this happened, so you didn't wish at all

I wish that it was 2018 because of all of the cool space stuff happening that year

aha! now you cant corrupt it, because you all love space, but if you corrupt it, your only corrupting yourself

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I wish for the weather to be a nice 70º... FAHRENHEIT YOU EUROPEANS!!! 70º C is like death... I think...

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19 minutes ago, DarkOwl57 said:

I wish for the weather to be a nice 70º... FAHRENHEIT YOU EUROPEANS!!! 70º C is like death... I think...

It is 70 degrees all year and wildlife florishs due to the constant supply of food but all the plants die because they were never pollinated the next year and the world dies.

I wish I had computer that could run graphics mods for Ksp.

and 70 degrees Celsius is 158 degrees Fahrenheit. If you took proper steps you might survive it, but in a barren desert, you gonna die.

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Granted, but those are the only mods you CAN download. No Mechjeb or OPM...

I wish for some tardigrades.

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granted, but as soon as you get them, the government takes them away and gives them to NASA, you never see them again

I wish that I could have a KSP class instead of english

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Granted, but your english skills never really develop so you never figure out how to talk to girls.

I wish that the Falcons win on Sunday. 

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22 minutes ago, hidude398 said:

Granted, but your english skills never really develop so you never figure out how to talk to girls.

I wish that the Falcons win on Sunday. 

first thing...eh...

second thing HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!

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13 minutes ago, StupidAndy said:

first thing...eh...

second thing HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!

You didn't corrupt my wish. Also, Georgia boy all the way...

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Granted, but during the victory ritual, a stray Falcon lands on them.
Its landing reminds people of the first few Falcon landings.
That is, explodey.

I wish to complete my ANN learning autopilot.

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21 minutes ago, StupidAndy said:

I still stand by my point, go pack go

if you don't agree, just say it backwards

Og kap og?

... I dun' get it.

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Granted. NASA opens its own fastfood network and forgets about the spacing.

I wish they all would downgrade from Win10 to Win7.,

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Granted. A new entity replaces it, one which will torment you to no end...

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I wish for a trip to the Moon.

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Granted. You run out of fuel and are trapped there forever.

I wish that my dog can talk to me.

17 hours ago, hidude398 said:

I wish that the Falcons win on Sunday. 

booooooooooooo!!!!!

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5 minutes ago, cubinator said:

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I LOVE YOU NYAN CAT!!!

Granted. Your dog can only say swear words.

I wish that @WinkAllKerb'' would be understandable.

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