vexx32

Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

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Granted.
Dr. Chandra upgrades your firmware, now your AI's can interact.

(btw)
I wish the Nostromo Mother's display emulator.

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granted, but then nobody know what your talking about

I wish for the world to turn into a walrus

oh, and @DarkOwl57, THANK YOU!!! GO PACK GO!!!

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granted, but because of its odd shape and gravity, the moon is jostled out of orbit and destroys the now earth-walrus.

I wish I had a larger telescope.

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Granted. Just granted. Astronomers like to compare their telescopes size.

I wish @StupidAndy had watched Alien.

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granted, but when I did, I become so scared, I never come out of my room again, so I never post on this again, wait, is that a bad thing, or a good thing?

I wish that it was December already so the new star wars movie would come out!

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Granted

Because of an error in your tardis machine, you were taken out of the universe and your tardis was eaten by a giant asteroid. If you get my reference I applaud you.  I would continue but don't wanna break any rules. (A tardis is a time machine so he traveled back in time)

I would like a super star destroyer.

Edited by munlander1

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Wish granted, however you get annihilated by your own super star destroyer as a nasty side effect Duna is now considered a asteroid/Space Junk. (Pesky wish rebels!)

I wish for free cookies.

Edited by Dogenutt

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Granted, but you got the cookies from the no, my cookie forum and they are stolen from you

i want to go interplanetary in Ksp with enough dv to go there and back.( if the last part is breaking any rules please disregard it)

Edited by munlander1

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Granted. Your ship is so heavy you can only move at 0.1 m/s

I wish for Green Bay to lose since they beat the Cowboys :mad:

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Granted, but the Falcons deflate the ball and caught after the game and greenbay is ruled the winner of the game.

 

i want 1 million dollars that are a U.S tender for debts both public and private.

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Granted. Your money is counterfeit and you're thrown in jail.

I wish that my house renovation could just be over

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6 hours ago, DarkOwl57 said:

Granted. Your money is counterfeit and you're thrown in jail.

I wish that my house renovation could just be over

Granted, your house is unfinished and collapses.

I wish this wish cannot be corrupted.

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On April 10, 2012 at 0:19 AM, vexx32 said:

Do not make wishes that are designed to be difficult to corrupt. (e.g., 'I wish for this, but not for this, this and this to happen.')

Granted, but because you broke rule number one it was corrupted.

i want a bigger fish tank

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Granted. A big tank with a crew of fishes drives into your house with tracks.

I wish for a detailed photo of a neutron star with all its centimeter-high mountains, kilometer-wide continents and the stadium-sized hot spot where the matter falls down.

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Granted, however, it turns out that neutron stars look just like bright potatoes.

I wish I was immortal.

Edited by TopHeavy11

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Granted. You are now immortal, but also permanently insubstantial and immobile. Good luck accomplishing anything!

 

I wish for a tube of toothpaste.

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Granted. You surface near a tiny rock in the ocean, and the only thing you have to eat is a tube of toothpaste.

I wish for a toothbrush for this man, so he will make a plastic sharkpoon and do hunting.

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Granted, nevermind do you live on Acidalia Planitia, in Byelorussia, Ireland or Idaho. Potato is sacred.

I wish I were a reporter shark watching that show with toothbrush from far aside.

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Granted, but the plane falls apart mid-flight at 30,000 feet. Good luck!

I wish I could stop getting sick :/

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granted, but as you eat, you accidentally drop salt on it and it dies

I wish that @DarkOwl57 would realize that the packers are the best, the team deserving of going to the super bowl

GO.PACK.GO.

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1 hour ago, StupidAndy said:

granted, but as you eat, you accidentally drop salt on it and it dies

I wish that @DarkOwl57 would realize that the packers are the best, the team deserving of going to the super bowl

GO.PACK.GO.

Granted, but they have a scandal and are BANNED from the NFL forever!!!!! MUAHAHAHHAHAHA

I wish for a turtle

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Granted. They gifted you a turtle. But soon you realize that actually it is a tortoise. You feel cheated.

I wish for a Discworld portal.

Edited by kerbiloid

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