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"Hot damn I love wigglin'!"

I wish for something mundane, yet pleasing.

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On 15.07.2017 at 2:09 PM, 0111narwhalz said:

I wish for something mundane, yet pleasing.

You drink eight bottles of cola.
Then visit WC..

I wish Mowgli hadn't put so much pepper in his gift for Kaa.

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granted but he puts it in a gift for you instead

I wish apple would sell itself to microsoft

Edited by LJITimate

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Granted. All iDevices worldwide now have to proceed thru MS's upgrade path, starting with Windows 3.11

 

I wish for a knish.

Edited by Xorth Tanovar

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Granted, but they're filled with human organs and copies of The Room.

I wish for a D20 that always rolls a natural 20.

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Granted. Game Master bans you for cheating.

I wish for a pair of tesseract dice.

 

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They are actually 4-D, thus melting your perception thru incomprehension.

I wish for a good outcome.

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Granted, but it's the force of gravity and nothing much has changed.
Since, you know, you already have that force.

I wish for a heisenbug.

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Yeah, but Heisenberg's uncertainty principle will make the Hesienbug appear anywhere. (Like your BRAIN MWA HA HA HA!)

I wish to fly to the ISS 

Edited by DunaManiac

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granted but you fly it into the sun

I wish content didn't have to be approved by a moderator an hour after I post it

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Granted, but then somebody else will have to approve it. I wish for peace on Earth

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Granted. Humanity leaves the Earth and moves to Mars.

I wish Under The Dome series were about lunar colony,

 

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Granted, it's a lame reality show now. 

I wich I was the leader of Earth! 

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Granted,
You have the Earth and a lot of lead, and must begin covering the Earth with lead.
You are the Earth leader.

I wish (just 4lulz) next time they remake to female "Agent 007" movies.

Edited by kerbiloid

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Granted, but it's starring Temmie.

I wish Superman's laser vision was of the same nature as his x-ray vision; i.e. he can see lasers.

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Granted. He can. But as a laser beam is very pointy, he can see laser beams only when they directly hit his eye.

I wish Jean Grey / Phoenix from X-Men had realized that she could just cast mass enuresis and reached her aims with much less efforts.

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Granted. I don't know who she is. But she seems worse already!

I wish that Squad added more parts to KSP.

Edited by Tux1

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Granted. They add a complete (> 30 000) historical set of parts for A-4 (aka V-2).
Now you have to wait for two weeks while KSP is loading.

I wish they indeed had done that.

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Granted. The parts that are added is small useless fins and rockets that have like 1 thrust.

 

I wish I could actually get to the Mun and back!

Edited by Program Kerbal Space

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Granted! You're now short, green, and have a big cylinder shaped head. You were conscripted for a Mun mission, with a return capsule not equipped with a heatshield.

i wish for the historical pack to be awesome, and released during my lifetime.

Edited by Overfloater

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Granted, But when it does you are so old you can't even play KSP 

I wish that I could  fly to saturn

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Granted. You have everything you need to survive, but it's a Hohmann transfer and free return to Earth, so no landing on the moons, and you're alone on the ship.

I wish spiders could speak, and had their own languages.

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Granted. But the only thing they say, are harsh words when they get squashed with a slipper.

I wish mantises, wasps and dragonflies eradicate all spiders and replace them in the ecosystem.

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5 hours ago, kerbiloid said:

wasps

NO JUST ABSOLUTELY NOT WASPS ARE BAD.

granted

you get stung by wasps for the rest of time

I wish for a wish that could wish for a wish (1m years later) that could wish for a wish

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