Delay Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017 Granted. You get a bomb that it impossible to diffuse. I wish for the speed of light to be slightly faster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017 Granted. The speed of light gets slightly faster. But the speed of heavy stays the same. I wish the gravity constant were even better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interplanet Janet Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017 Granted. Now everything has twice the gravitational force as usual. I wish I was a fish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guesswho2778 Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 (edited) granted but it is so impossibly weak it dosnt destroy anything (umm this was for the impossibomb thing) i wish the universe to be unimploded (dont know if thats a word but you know what i mean) Edited November 10, 2017 by guesswho2778 nevermind ignore this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tux1 Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 (edited) Granted, but now all matter is bundled together in a big heap. I wish for my 128 bit computer to be compressed to the size of a phone. Edited November 9, 2017 by Tux1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guesswho2778 Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 (edited) granted but its a 9 dollar Nokia (reference to my phone) i wish very cheap very fast unlimited internet Edited November 10, 2017 by guesswho2778 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 Granted. You close your eyes and open them in 1980s. You have the fastest and cheapest dial-up ever (19200! it's twice as fast as usual 9600!), with experimental "Unlimited" tariff plan. 4 hours ago, Tux1 said: I wish for my 128 bit computer to be compressed to the size of a phone. Granted, too, You forget your 128 bit computer in an old car which goes into a crusher. Now it's phone-sized. I wish for more seeders for the leechers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrcarrot Posted November 10, 2017 Share Posted November 10, 2017 Granted. They become self-aware, and they somehow spawn in 12000 evil robots. I wish that my computer had more RAM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guesswho2778 Posted November 10, 2017 Share Posted November 10, 2017 granted but it has so much ram the government "borrows" it to examine it for undefined amount of time i wish for telekinesis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinkAllKerb'' Posted November 10, 2017 Share Posted November 10, 2017 (edited) sup, you just get some sort of wink and a sup', what would you expect seriously ? xDr i wish you know waht that may/could/would/not/xor/and/end/hand/divide/multiply/log/exp eventually mean, and next Edited November 10, 2017 by WinkAllKerb'' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guesswho2778 Posted November 10, 2017 Share Posted November 10, 2017 huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Kerman Posted November 10, 2017 Share Posted November 10, 2017 (edited) @WinkAllKerb''Granted. However when you next log on you find that, like the tower of babel, all of humanity now speaks winkallkerbish and communication is impossible. I wish I could well, well, almost all ; ) for part [insert subjective // objective %% ∑‰≈ ratio] Edited November 12, 2017 by James Kerman I wish money grew on trees Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delay Posted November 12, 2017 Share Posted November 12, 2017 Granted, but it's so outdated you don't know what to do with it. I wish I could go to space. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinkAllKerb'' Posted November 12, 2017 Share Posted November 12, 2017 (edited) bought a keyboard, get a hand press space with or without hand i wish beings along the net are no longer suprised or suliquided of what a winkallkerb'' non entity may write on a front forums pages when it cross all the fauna flora there ^^ Edited November 12, 2017 by WinkAllKerb'' suliquided , sur p iss head :3 :3 :3 may i be dislexic without fixing ? :3 :3 :3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrcarrot Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 (edited) Granted. However, I misunderstood your wish, so nobody will be surprised when the world explodes due to a non-WinkAllKerb" entity. And I wish for an AI to create Planet Packs automatically. Edited November 13, 2017 by Mrcarrot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted November 14, 2017 Share Posted November 14, 2017 Granted, but it just pulls from random Space Engine maps and changes numbers in the config files, so they're not that great. I wish for a wormhole generator that works on reasonable energy levels, is safe to travel through, and can be reverse-engineered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted November 15, 2017 Share Posted November 15, 2017 (edited) Granted. Don't forget to feed it in time. Spoiler Notice: this is a lmited demo version, it supports traveller's size up to 5 millimeters. To unlock the gadget features completely, please call the manufacturer. I wish VS and MinGW compilers' libraries were compatible. Edited November 15, 2017 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q-ver KSP Posted November 16, 2017 Share Posted November 16, 2017 Granted, but all bits are flipped in the process. I wish I had a better rubik's cube. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoadRunnerAerospace Posted November 16, 2017 Share Posted November 16, 2017 Just now, Q-ver KSP said: Granted, but all bits are flipped in the process. I wish I had a better rubik's cube. It is now a 50 by 50 cube I wish that thanksgiving break started earlier Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Confused Scientist Posted November 16, 2017 Share Posted November 16, 2017 Granted. Every day is now Black Friday. I wish for 2+2. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted November 16, 2017 Share Posted November 16, 2017 Granted. It's a TV channel, but unlikely you would understand a word. I wish the server role privileges were already self-granted correctly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbinorbiter Posted November 20, 2017 Share Posted November 20, 2017 I wish for something to launch @RoadRunnerAerospace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tux1 Posted November 23, 2017 Share Posted November 23, 2017 (edited) ignore this plz Edited November 23, 2017 by Tux1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoadRunnerAerospace Posted November 23, 2017 Share Posted November 23, 2017 On 11/20/2017 at 4:53 PM, kerbinorbiter said: I wish for something to launch @RoadRunnerAerospace No Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted November 23, 2017 Share Posted November 23, 2017 (edited) Granted. Kerbinorbiter has nothing to launch. Because the gravitational constant gets increased 1000 times. I wish Jupiter had visible rings, too. Edited November 23, 2017 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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