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Granted, but you get confused and end up spending a full year looking for where to put the gasoline.

I wish I had longer hair.

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Granted. Though, since now you have to wear shirts with holes in armpits.

I wish several 2 Tb HDD could be joint into one 20 Tb one.

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Granted, you can now make braids under your armpits.

Ever heard of RAID? Oh well, your 20TB drive is too slow to do anything cause you didn’t set RAID up properly.

I wish to loose some weight.

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Granted, your weight is no longer tight but instead very loose, varying wildly from day to day.

I wish I knew what my favorite food is.

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Granted, it‘s Cabbage.

I wish I had a new identity.

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Granted. Their albedo is somehow greater than one and the resultant violation of the law of conservation of energy slowly boils the earth. In some billions of years, the last remaining intelligence discovers the still-hot earth and uses it as their stronghold, leading them to eternity.

I wish for free money to upgrade my computer.

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Granted, but the police will knock on your door tomorrow because of it.

I wish I had a job at NASA.

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Granted, you now work at National Archives of South Africa.

I wish I had a dog.

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1 hour ago, kerbinorbiter said:

(No animals were hurt on the writing of this post)


It was a vegetarian hot dog with a soy sausage.

 

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Granted. Omnissia arrives. You serve It.

I wish Metal Hurlant Chronicles had season 3.

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Granted, but it is cancelled after one episode

I wish for a 50lb hashbrown with cheese and sausage gravy

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Granted, but you try to eat it all in one sitting and die of a condition known as Stomachus Explodicus.

I wish for 50 lbs of ravioli I can eat over the course of a few months.

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Granted, but all the ravioli is stuffed with vegetables! And they’re spoiled!

 

I wish for Catalan independence

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1 hour ago, OrbitalBuzzsaw said:

Which results in the EU falling apart

I wish for infinite genies

But now they ignore you forever....

I wish for nobody to cite/quote/mention this post

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Granted.

11 minutes ago, KerBlitz Kerman said:

But now they ignore you forever....

I wish for nobody to cite/quote/mention this post

I nickname myself Nobody.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Now I delete the nickname.

I wish to make a friend of mine prettier 

 

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Your friend is now incredibly beautiful, but also invisible

I wish for KAS to work in 1.3

3 hours ago, Nailed it! said:

Granted.

I nickname myself Nobody.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Now I delete the nickname.

I wish to make a friend of mine prettier 

 

 

Edited by OrbitalBuzzsaw

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Um... Well, the problem is... I-it does...

I wish for better anti-procrastination abilities.

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Granted, a cat get‘s a wish. It chooses not to be with you.

I wish for the next person to get their wish granted without corruption.

 

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