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Granted, you only need 98% of the sleep a normal person need to function.

I wish for an xbox 2π.

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2 hours ago, 0111narwhalz said:

I wish I could function fully with less sleep.

Granted. You get overclocked. To stay intact you live in a tube with liquid hydrogen.

(ninja'd)

7 minutes ago, roboslacker said:

I wish for an xbox 2π.

Granted. Now you need μsoft OS.

 

I wish they weren't changing videocard slot standards too often, so my old hardware was fully compatible with each other.

Edited by kerbiloid

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Granted, but it's an entire new standard, so you need completely new hardware.

I wish gravity was inversely proportonal to the cube of the distance, not the square.

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Granted, but sadly Shawn White still hasn't come down from his last jump so he missed the medal ceremony.

I wish I knew Fortran 77.

 

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Granted. He forgets Fortran. Good Job, you robbed a person of an impressive life skill. -1 INT. I hope you feel good with yourself.

I wish I had an Apple II and a knowledge of Apple Basic.

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Granted. The computer crashed in the '90s.

I wish I had a better graphics card.

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granted, you get a super extreme quantum computing graphics card from the future. you don't get drivers for it, your PC doesn't support it and it has outputs that don't exist yet.

 

I wish life had some inherent meaning.

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Granted, that's called religion.

I wish for all linear measurements to use SI units.

 

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2 hours ago, roboslacker said:

I wish for all linear measurements to use SI units.

Granted. Now that's in meters.

Spoiler

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8 hours ago, TheMadKraken2297 said:

I wish I had an Apple II and a knowledge of Apple Basic.

Granted, too. Now you have 2 apples (named Zero and One) and instead of a computer will be making basic calculations with them.

 

I wish Zebra scanner will be pairing nicely with Zebra printer.

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Granted. Since it's a meme, I don't need to corrupt it. The internet will do that for me. It will probably eventually become a hate symbol.

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I wish people wouldn't forget to make a new wish to corrupt.

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Granted. At your own funeral your family hears a strange song and a mechanical voice emenates from the casket.

I wish for the science to get done.

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Granted, but the science turned out to actually be a neat gun.

I wish for Black Mesa to get out of beta and release on time.

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Granted. The developers are rushed and it's horribly buggy. 

I wish the dang DLC would come out.

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Granted, there‘s a new dlc for a crappy game no one plays called DANG. 

 

I which spaceflight was affordable for most people.

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Wait, which spaceflight?

I wish there was a way to easily learn programming professionally, without going to a college...

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Granted. It involves quantum suicide though.

I wish I could put text comments on specific lines in Sunvox.

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15 hours ago, Tux1 said:

 

I wish there was a way to easily learn programming professionally, without going to a college...

Granted. PYTHON! Boom. Just go into a python window and type 

import knowledge

Instant programming knowledge!

(Mabye python isn't that simple, but it's close)

I wish I was better at python.

ninja'd...

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Granted. Your python is good. But all your friends are afraid of reptiles.

I wish to turn this sheet of paper.

 

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