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Granted, but you don't get a monitor so you can't see anything. But trust me, it's running great.

 

I wish for a large assortment of real nice mustards.

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granted, its a little dry

 

i wish i was even better at playing the sousaphone

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granted, but you are being threatened by militant tuba players now.

 

I wish I had more time.

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Time has stopped. Therefore you have both no time and infinite time. 

I wish for some gum.

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Granted. But you find that the "gum" is dry Guar Gum powder.

I wish for a good grade on my next calc exam.

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Granted- it's good by a mentally defeciet person's standards 

I wish for a the Dumb and Dumber Lamborghini.

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You get a beat up  Lamborghini, so irreparably beat up that the salesperson says that it’s been to hell and back.

I wish for a golden anvil.

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Granted. It's so malleable that it is useless as an anvil.

I wish for asteroid mining to become profitable in the  next two decades.

Edited by 0111narwhalz

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Granted.......HOPE YOU HAVE MORE THAN ONE HOUSE!
 

 

I wish the earth doesnt break after the asteroid crashes in his house....

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Granted, but it gets deformed into a disk instead

I wish there won't be people believing in flat earth (at least before this house asteroid incident)

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Granted but there will likely be those that believe in a flattened Earth...assuming anyone survives.

Which brings me to wish that I'll survive this impending calamity.

Edited by Exploro

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The asteroid punches a hole straight through the earth, supplementing the donut-earthers.

I wish that conspirators would get some brains.

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Granted. Now they can easily convince you in every thing they want.

I wish the flatness of the Earth was adjustable.

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Granted. Now your spacecrafts explode outside of KSP. Before even loading the game!

I wish I had time for KSP

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Granted. You now have 6 bln years to play KSP before the Sun becomes a red giant.

I wish the Sun was a good, kind giant.

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Granted. He’s a cool guy, so cool in fact that no radiation reaches earth and everyone freezes to death within days.

 

I wish life would be easier.

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Granted.
The life becomes absolutely easy and user-friendly.
Now it's occupied by amateur n00bs and its quality has fallen.

.I want to press this button.

Edited by kerbiloid

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Granted but the button makes every vehicle in the planet explode causing the earth to explode

 

I wish  he doesn't press the button

 

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9 hours ago, KerbolExplorer said:

Granted but the button makes every vehicle in the planet explode causing the earth to explode

 

I wish  he doesn't press the button

 

Granted, you deny the Button the chance of being pressed by    H  i  m    , but it was the bUTTON of omnipotence

I wish for an undEFINED

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Granted. You start learning JavaScript.

I wish to understand why that signature bomborocket doesn't have a painted shark face.

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Granted, you have full and complete understanding of military vehicle painting and understand the difference between camouflage, war paint and know in what circumstances it makes sense or not.

 

I wish to see people’s signatures without them distracting from the actual page.

Edited by Human Person

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Granted. Now you don’t see signitures unless you open the spoiler they’re contained in. However, the new feature breaks posting for the next 5 years while they try to figure out what went wrong. 

I wish to see signatures on mobile 

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1 hour ago, 53miner53 said:

Granted. Now you don’t see signitures unless you open the spoiler they’re contained in. However, the new feature breaks posting for the next 5 years while they try to figure out what went wrong. 

I wish to see signatures on mobile.

Granted. Everyone starts using 5 pages long, absolutely disgusting, animated signatures.

I wish for immortality.

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