Pascovian Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 Granted, your text is now Comic sans. I wish for a new pc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 Granted. You found a packed IBM PC XT lost by somebody 30 years ago. It's brand new. I wish DOS Navigator was still being maintained. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraston Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 An army of dox from PA: Titans kills you. I wish for fish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RealKerbal3x Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 Sadly they’ve all been eaten by the dolphins. /reference I wish that someone will get the above reference. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0111narwhalz Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 Granted. Everybody gets the reference and nobody is impressed. I wish for a public transit system that is on time, expeditious, affordable, and that gets me to and from the places I need to go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GRS Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 Granted, as a Mk 1 pod in KSP i wish i mastered picture manipulators Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 6, 2018 Share Posted December 6, 2018 (edited) Granted. Now you are drawing holding the pencil in the mechanical arm. 7 hours ago, 0111narwhalz said: I wish for a public transit system that is on time, expeditious, affordable, and that gets me to and from the places I need to go. Granted. Now you are the new owner of The Vanishing Tower (M.Moorcock, The King of Swords). You can move it to any place you wish, but it randomly moves to a random place within several hours. So, you can't leave it for an hour. *** I wish to know where is the drive for the Mesopotamian clay cartridges, Edited December 6, 2018 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FahmiRBLX Posted December 6, 2018 Share Posted December 6, 2018 (edited) Granted. You're now driving your car and lost in what used to be Mesopotamia, suddenly your car gets stuck in the said clay. Then, back in present time, you and your car is now an ink cartridge. I wish an ingame life. Spoiler Get to know which anime I was referring to. Edited December 6, 2018 by FahmiRBLXian Ninja edit! Mesopotamia is already dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 6, 2018 Share Posted December 6, 2018 Granted. You are a Pacman. I want to have a sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FahmiRBLX Posted December 6, 2018 Share Posted December 6, 2018 (edited) Granted. You ended up in a coffin if you do so for too long. I wish there's a fighter jet or attacker plane powered by a single General Electric GE90-115B. (Remember the J-90 Goliath jokes early in the dawn on 1.0.5?) Spoiler Difference Between GE90-94B & -115B General Electric GE90-94B, known ingame as the J-90 Goliath. General Electric GE90-115B, a higher thrust variant of the -94B (I wish 1.6 adds the 115B-ish variant of the Goliath, some of my planes powered by those seems underpowered). More information on GE90 here. Edited December 6, 2018 by FahmiRBLXian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lapis Posted December 6, 2018 Share Posted December 6, 2018 granted it is powered by a plastic scale model GE90-115B I wish for a gaming pc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regor Posted December 6, 2018 Share Posted December 6, 2018 Granted but it iverheats and blows up in 10 minutes. i wish for a forework rocket Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lapis Posted December 6, 2018 Share Posted December 6, 2018 (edited) granted you a get a firework rocket unfortunately has a nuke on the end it explodes and wipes out all life on earth I hold my breath as I wish for death Edited December 6, 2018 by lapis999 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraston Posted December 7, 2018 Share Posted December 7, 2018 You get a fatal rhyme. Now shut up and get back to your work. I wish for some anti-insanity pills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 7, 2018 Share Posted December 7, 2018 A nurse gives them to you. You become totally sane and realize that that thing staring at you from the wardrobe is not your fantasy. *** Jadis wins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regor Posted December 7, 2018 Share Posted December 7, 2018 (edited) Wins then dies immediately I wish for a Celestron Nexstar EVO 8 Edited December 7, 2018 by mabdi36 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 7, 2018 Share Posted December 7, 2018 Granted. You have gathered several glass bottles and a soup thermos and start carving out a full copy of Celestron Nexstar EVO 8. Several decades later you have finished. I wish I could that, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lapis Posted December 7, 2018 Share Posted December 7, 2018 (edited) granted but unfortunately that happens in a parallel universe. you then go outside and get hit by a bus. I wish for victory in hearts of iron 2 Edited December 7, 2018 by lapis999 grammar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 7, 2018 Share Posted December 7, 2018 Granted. You win a Golden (actually, Plastic) Heart award in a clothes ironing competition for housekeepers. I wish you penguin had cured its other eye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraston Posted December 7, 2018 Share Posted December 7, 2018 It’s the same eye, they are connected. You hit the deck i wish for a wish of wishing fish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regor Posted December 8, 2018 Share Posted December 8, 2018 The wishing fish wish your death. You die. i wish for a wish of 4 wishing wish who wish well for me, granting the same wish that wished, each one of them, then to stop at the sixth batch. I will tell the fish to say my wish so that I have an extremely large amount of wishes. No amount of wishes can hurt me mwahahaha BTW, that is 4^6 fish or 4096 fish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lapis Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 the universe breaks in your immediate area I wish my avatar would roll a 20 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xurkitree Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 you coded in an avatar that only rolls 20 when your current avatar rolls 20.GL I wish all my exams for the next 4 months weree postponed by 1month. Spoiler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FahmiRBLX Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 Granted. You no longer have exams. However, you got no certificates to apply a high-class job. I wish for a Full Dive VR headset, similar to Nervegear, but developed by Oculus (Who made the Right headset) in a Joint-Venture between them and Japan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xurkitree Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 8 hours ago, FahmiRBLXian said: Granted. You no longer have exams. However, you got no certificates to apply a high-class job. I wish for a Full Dive VR headset, similar to Nervegear, but developed by Oculus (Who made the Right headset) in a Joint-Venture between them and Japan. The similarity to the NerveGear doesn't stop at the VR - it permanently traps you till you die. I wish I were dumber. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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