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Here's your Sandwich, Radical Sandwich Anarchist style...

I want a NASA PC.

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Granted. You get a 386 from a decommissioned Shuttle.

I wish for a true-3d KSP in a fishtank with touchable things.

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5 hours ago, kerbiloid said:

Granted. You get a 386 from a decommissioned Shuttle.

I wish for a true-3d KSP in a fishtank with touchable things.

Granted, If I can figure out what that is...

 

I want a photographic memory 

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21 minutes ago, Jaime said:

I want a photographic memory 

Granted. You need a photo to recall something.

I still wish a KSP toybox.

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Granted, The parts randomly explode like baby firecrackers

I want a private jet

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Granted, your private jet is a 1:144 model of a private jet,

I wish to win the number war thread.

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Granted. Everybody abandons it, so you are the only hero surviving, and you win.

And I wish for a terrarium with tiny Kerbals.

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1 minute ago, kerbiloid said:

Granted. Everybody abandons it, so you are the only hero surviving, and you win.

And I wish for a terrarium with tiny Kerbals.

Granted but their playing with model rockets and matches burns down your house.

I want non buggy wheels

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Granted.
You get wheels, but the bugs have abandoned it and are walking away.
Also you cannot attach the wheels to the buggy, only to the nonbuggy.

I want neigher buggy, nor non buggy wheels. I just don't have anything to do with them.

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 Granted. now that none has wheels, @Triop lights your house on fire.

I wish for larger parts.

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Granted. Your ear grows twice against head, while the nose touches the chin.

.I wish for a universal state machine algorithm.

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Granted, now people are being pests who continously disturb your serious game.

I wish for a Tesla Roadster.

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Granted.
Now you live under a railway bridge, and every 30 minutes you have a fast Wi-Fi internet connection when a train with it is passing above your head.
Hurry up with surfing, these happy minutes don't last long.

I wish for a portal to Kerbin.

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Granted but the kerbals treat you as a threat and kill you

 

I wish for some fireworks

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Granted. Your expensive career mode interplanetary mission explodes on the launchpad. Your space program is in never ending debt.

I wish for an idea for a wish.

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Your idea sucks and is terribly corrupted by every forum member *winks*

I wish that my computer wouldn't be a DANG POTATO WHENEVER I TRY TO INSTALL A NEW KSP MOD

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2 hours ago, Kerballing (Got Dunked On) said:

Your idea sucks and is terribly corrupted by every forum member *winks*

I wish that my computer wouldn't be a DANG POTATO WHENEVER I TRY TO INSTALL A NEW KSP MOD

It will now be a strawberry whenever you try to install a new mod

I wish that my dog didn't have terrible gas.

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Granted...

You now have no graphics card, and the only one you can get is the worst.

I wish for for noise blocking headphones.

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Granted. Now you don't hear the noise, and can enjoy talks, laughter, and music.

I wish for all parts of Fallout were combined into one game.

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Granted...wait...i thought you mean "Fallout from the Skies"...

I wish i'm a banana.

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Granted. King-Kong thinks so and is trying to skin.

I wish sky was solid. It would allow to attach various equipment.

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Granted. Airplanes either stuck or 9Eleven into the solid sky, or stuck. Also applies to rockets currently being launched. Heat is trapped within the solid sky which now acted like a glass window, further increasing the severity of the already bad greenhouse effect.

I wish for two pairs of General Electric GE90-115Bs are installed on the Scaled Composites Stratolaunch instead of 3 pairs of Pratt & Whitney PW4506.

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