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Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

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Granted, but its newfound abundance makes it unvalued.

I wish for a Mint Oreo Blizzard from Dairy Queen.

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Granted, even the 10km fall without chute you do with it and the smiling Jebediah next to you is real...

I wish I could divide by zero and get a nobel prize for it

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Granted, now you can divide by zero. All the mystery is gone, replaced by a law that states that anything divided by zero is the same as multiplying it by 10^c. Yay. Also, for some reason your try to eat your Nobel Prize...

I wish I could create black holes by writing 'xx divided by zero'.

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Granted, but the black hole is a small one at the centre of your stomach.

I wish for the ability to think up of wishes easily.

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Granted, but they are all the same wish, causing you to go insane.

I wish I was in Italy at this very moment.

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Granted, you are placed in the middle of the Vesuvio crater.

I wish for a wish that backlashes on me.

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Granted, but it only backlashes you a little, leading to dissapointment.

I wish for the pain of life to be gone.

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Granted, you are forced to listen to Justin Bieber and watch My Little Pony until you are indoctrinated to love both, they take all of your time, and you live for 80+ years doing so.

I wish for a booster-powered bicycle.

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Granted, yet it explodes with you on it

i wish to go see skrillex again, and his mixer doesn\'t break this time ;)

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Granted, but you are the pie, and i eat you! lol

i wish for flux pavilion to do announce another tour

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Granted, you are literally on top of the train, and it goes through a tunnel *SPLAT*

I wish for a plush kerbal.

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Granted. Simple. You don\'t actually get anything though.

I wish to be INSIDE a train right now.

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OOG: AAAAAAAH I FORGOT MY WISH! AAAH

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Granted, but the meaning of inside has changed to above and you hit another tunnel. Splat.

I wish that Ascensiam would have told me to edit my post through steam.

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Granted, he tells you all of your mistakes now but only if it is already too late.

I wish Kirby whould eat nooblet

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