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Granted. You couldn't do any ATC contact (Since you're overly stealth) , got lost even you're flying VFR (Since you're flying really low in thick fog) in the middle of downtown Chicago, IL, almost hit several buildings and when you got outta the fog, you've escorted by another F-22 & two F/A-18 Super Hornets.

I wish Lockheed Martin started selling stealth jets to the outside of USA.

Edited by FahmiRBLXian

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Granted. Now once anybody stops a car on your street, an unknown figure on a scooter suddenly appears, steals something from the cabin and flies away like a jet.

I wish jets were not stealing.

 

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20 hours ago, KerBlitz Kerman said:

I wish I could fly an F22

Granted. However you soon discover that "flight" atop a Honda F22 engine is only possible while in free-fall.

I wish to be resurrected from the dead.

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Granted, but you're so bored, you die again.

 

I wish for pie.

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Inside the cup is a large amount of plutonium. Inside the kitchen is a larger amount of plutonium. And now there is larger than critical mass of plutonium in the kitchen. In consequence, EXPLOSIONS. Mua-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-SCIENCE-ha-ha-ha-ha-:science:.

 

I wish for a K-Drive ship to place me in a safe and secure Eve orbit within 5 days of launching. Alive.

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10 hours ago, fulgur said:

I wish for a K-Drive ship to place me in a safe and secure Eve orbit within 5 days of launching. Alive.

Granted, but you run out of fuel and die a lonely death on eve!

 

I wish that I would get invited to BETA test KSP2

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Granted. You receive a nice soft pillow...COVERED IN BEES!!!!

I wish that the last swig of coffee never tastes terrible.

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sure, but the rest of the coffee tastes awful.

 

I wish i could be a nicer person

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Then somebody does the nice thing and kills you fast and painlessly so life is less of an issue.

 

I wish Danny2462 bugtests KSP 2

Edited by KerBlitz Kerman

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Granted. Danny2462 considers it absolutely unusable.

1 hour ago, MDZhB said:

I wish i could be a nicer person

Granted. You get an ugly jerk as a friend, so everyone says that of you two you are nicer.

 

I wish for an anti-mosquito laser.

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Granted.

yal_1.png

Boeing YAL-1

Just grab four engines from a Boeing 747-400F in Tucson, AZ, ask FAA whether it's clear to fly or not then profit.

I wish we can use pictures of our Identification Card for tomorrow's speaking test.

Edited by FahmiRBLXian

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granted, you are under arrest for identity theft.

i wish that this wasn't a blatant copy of r/themonkeyspaw

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Granted. this is an original them-on-keys-paw.

I wish to know what it means myself.

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Granted.

Lets do a full on traduction of what he said

Them:Refers to multiple people

on:On top of something

keys:Similar things to buttons

paw:what some animals have instead of hands

so this means

Multiple people on top of something similar to buttons what some animals have instead of hands

Congratulations you now know what that is

 

I wish to know what the heck i just wrote

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On 8/22/2019 at 4:44 PM, KerbolExplorer said:

Granted.

Lets do a full on traduction of what he said

Them:Refers to multiple people

on:On top of something

keys:Similar things to buttons

paw:what some animals have instead of hands

so this means

Multiple people on top of something similar to buttons what some animals have instead of hands

Congratulations you now know what that is

 

I wish to know what the heck i just wrote

You just made an error on the word 'translation', instead spelling 'traduction'.

 

I want to know why that was the first thing i noticed.

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Granted. That's easy, everyone can confuse the letter "Nsla" with the letter "Duc".

I wish your can withstand the grammar onslaught oducught.

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I can, so you lose! You said the letter nsla not the letters nsla. And the same for the letter Duc part

 

I want this thread to stop harassing my grammar police instincts.

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Posted (edited)
11 minutes ago, KerBlitz Kerman said:

You said the letter nsla not the letters nsla. And the same for the letter Duc part

Depends on alphabet used by you.

Otherwise how can one confuse nsla with duc

P.S.
Yes, I meant exactly letters.

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It doesn't. The next day you are sent on a long trip... Via a railroad. You survive, but the train doesn't. 

 

 

I wish Raster Prop Monitor wasn't abandoned

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Granted it isn't abandoned but isn't receiving frequent updates

 

 

i wish i could actually sleep at night instead of staring at the ceiling for hours on end

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You can sleep, but you wake up an hour afterwards. Always.

I wish to acquire a -14 gauge shotgun to use as an anti-air flak cannon (it shoots an enormous slug filled with not shot, but normal size slugs, filled with osmium shot)

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Granted- but when you try and buy ammo you're sent to jail.

I want KSP to have more realistic economics regarding part costs. 

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