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Granted, you fall asleep for exactly 2 seconds.

 

I wish for this wish to not be granted

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I wish it was Friday today so that I get my good classes with my bad classes, as opposed to all of my bad classes and no good classes

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Granted, but all of your bad classes get extended, making you miss your good classes.

 

I wish that the school wi-fi will change that KSP forum will be no longer blocked

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Granted. The school wifi changes to deadly microwave beams that incinerate everything within a 100-mile radius.

I wish I could drift.

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Granted. You have bought a windmill and an abacus.

I wish for moar KSP-2 spoilers.
 

 

 

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Granted, but the price have gone up to 100$ and it has more micro transactions then EA games.

I wish I can get out of Australia.

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Granted. A new Ice Age freezes the sea around Australia. Welcome to Antarctica!

I wish for Australian-Antarctic penguroo hybride.

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All of them are teleported to your location. You instantly die of radiation poisoning.

I would like some P̴̪͑a̶̛̳̮̔̀i̸̞̤̔̍n̶̖̫͋̇

 

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Granted. I smack you across the head with a frozen salmon.

I wish there was a Teenager / Adult translator. Would make my life easier.

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Granted. Now every second word is replaced for you like this forum filter is doing. So, you understand nothing at any side.

I wish the 1,000 gets helloed.

 

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Granted. Tweakscale is changed. Now you realize that nowadays Tweakscale breaks stuff rarely.

I wish the ribbons above were aligned.

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Granted. Every time you want to think you now have to hit a hard surface with your head.

I wish I had unlimited wishes.

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Granted. Now you've got a fever.

 

I wish I had a dollar.

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12 minutes ago, Dman979 said:

I wish I had a dollar.

Granted. Unfortunately Clint Eastwood shot you and took it back.

I wish I had a few dollars more.

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Granted. You also have to give me a dollar back.

 

I wish for a dollar that Clint Eastwood won't harm me for.

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Granted. What do you plan on doing with your new animal?

I wish for a dollar that I can keep, and that no one will harm me for.

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59 minutes ago, Dman979 said:

I wish for a dollar that I can keep, and that no one will harm me for.

Granted. But as soon as you let go of that dollar, they will harm you.

I wish humans could regenerate lost teeth.

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