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Granted. Congratulations! you are now the moderator of some weird fandom that no one dares to speak of. 

I wish for a (super)computer that can run ksp at 100000 fps, no matter how many parts I have.

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Granted. The only screen you can play is VAB/SPH, where crafts do not crash a millisecond after launching, and planets are not shining circles in the gray sky.

I wish I hadn't forget to make a wish before posting.

Edited by kerbiloid

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Granted, but you get permanant prograde and retrograde amnesia resulting in your only memory being a wish.

I wish I could afford a new Amp.

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Granted. @AmpsterMan is replaced.

 

I wish for a genuine US dollar at current exchange rates, in my possession, that I can keep for as long or as short as I want without adversely affecting the universe, and that no one will harm me as a consequence of having it in my possession or not, regardless of any other accumulated wealth I might have.

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Granted. You get a University School dollar. It's perfectly valid, so long as you use it within that specific University School.

I wish for a bag of chips.

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Granted. It's a bag of paint chips.

I wish for a genuine United States dollar at current exchange rates, in my possession, that I can keep for as long or as short as I want without adversely affecting the universe, and that no one will harm me as a consequence of having it in my possession or not, regardless of any other accumulated wealth I might have.

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Granted. It's counterfeit.

I wish that NASA would colonize Mars already.

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Granted. Everyone is dissapointed to find out that Mars is really just a large inflatable balloon orbiting the Sun.

You didn't corrupt my wish, though- I specifically asked for a "genuine United States dollar."

So I'll ask again.

I wish for a genuine United States dollar at current exchange rates, in my possession, that I can keep for as long or as short as I want without adversely affecting the universe, and that no one will harm me as a consequence of having it in my possession or not, regardless of any other accumulated wealth I might have.

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Granted. But as you take it, a meteoroid strikes you right on the head, killing you instantly.

I wish for a higher FPS in KSP.

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Granted. You're stuck in IVA aka First Person and KSP became a First-Oerson Shooter.

I wish my KSP no longer lagged out after running it using GPU.

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Granted. Now it's buttery smooth, but Kerbin is flat.

 

I wish for a genuine United States dollar at current exchange rates, in my possession, that I can keep for as long or as short as I want without adversely affecting the universe, and that no harm will come to me as a consequence of having it in my possession or not, regardless of any other accumulated wealth I might have.

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18 hours ago, kerbiloid said:

 

I wish heatshields had parachutes.

 

Granted. As a bonus, they activate at peak re-entry heat and stress. 
 

I wish that @Dman979 could keep the dollar he so desperately wants. 

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Granted. But now you lose ALL of YOUR dollars.

I wish that kerbals where real :|

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Granted. But where they're real, humans aren't.

 

I also grant @GearsNSuch's wish.

I wish for a potato.

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No. You get the dollar.

I wish for a potato tree.

Edited by kerbiloid

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Granted. Your potato tree is just in form of a picture in a potato PC.

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3 hours ago, FahmiRBLXian said:

Granted. Your potato tree is just in form of a picture in a potato PC.

wait, so you arent going to make a wish, okay I guess i'll wish for you.

I wish for a computer so I can play the latest version of ksp With mods, Instead of playing version 1.2.2 on the Xbox one.

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Granted. You ask the forum mods, and they let you have five minutes of KSP playing on their i7++/128GB notebook. Now return to your Xbox one.

I wish KSP 2 was compatible with crafts for KSP 1.

Edited by kerbiloid

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Granted. Someone made a mod for that to be reality.

I wish overdosing raisins really make people became gifted-level brilliant.

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EDIT :

Well I actually ate a lot of raisins (And it's one of my favorite foods) every time consuming it; I even  once finished a whole large packaging (About the size of a 500ml water bottle) of raisins within a day!

 

Edited by FahmiRBLXian

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Granted. after 2 days however, the effects wear off and you are left 900% dumber than before you ate them, forcing you to take it again, thus making you ADDICTED.

I wish that I could go to space in a 100% safe spacecraft, with life support, radiation protection and water, that once reaching orbit, will stay in orbit for the amount of time it takes to make one orbit around the Earth, before deorbiting and Landing exactly were it took off, allowing me to depart saftely to my home with no repercussions before, during or after the flight.

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Granted- you end up at the exact point in space where you took off. Unfortunately for you, the Earth kept orbiting the Sun during the 45 minutes you were in orbit, so the exact point in space is about 100 miles above the earth's surface. Feel free to get home however you want!

 

I wish for a potato, not a dollar.

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Granted, but the Genie gets confused and grants you a genuine United States dollar at current exchange rates, in my possession, that I can keep for as long or as short as I want without adversely affecting the universe, and that no harm will come to me as a consequence of having it in my possession or not, regardless of any other accumulated wealth I might have. Instead.

 

 

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9 minutes ago, Dman979 said:

Granted- you end up at the exact point in space where you took off. Unfortunately for you, the Earth kept orbiting the Sun during the 45 minutes you were in orbit, so the exact point in space is about 100 miles above the earth's surface. Feel free to get home however you want!

 

I wish for a potato, not a dollar.

Granted, but the potato is Filled with fire ants and mold.

I wish for an alexa

 

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