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On 10/15/2019 at 3:10 AM, kerbiloid said:

Granted. You are now a content manager of a road fuel station website.

It sticks quarks together.

After thinking a little, I want a somewhat strange gluonic glue.

Granted. all gluonic glue has turned into strange matter, and as strange matter does, turns the quarks it is gluing together into strange matter, and very quickly turns all matter, including you into strange matter.

I wish for the ability to stay awake for as long as I please without any negative health effects to me or any other human or lifeform.

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Granted. However, between the hours of midnight and 8am (your local time), anybody who interacts with you by any means will perceive you as sleepwalking/talking/writing/driving/etc and act accordingly.

I wish Microsoft Windows 10 did not exist.

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Granted. Unfortunately, you choke on the pickles while trying to pull off a magic trick. That causes you to throw up the Triple Patty Deluxe, and now you have to get a new one.

i just remembered something important;

On 5/4/2014 at 10:49 PM, InterCity said:

Granted. You are now Kim Kardashian.

i wish for a normal, human type butt.

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