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1 hour ago, Space Nerd said:

Granted, now you are allergic to everything except pollen.

I wish that @guesswho2778 will change his/her signature.

 

Granted. @guesswho2778 replaces the question mark with an exclamation mark.

I wish that I could visit the apollo 11 landing site (with a spacesuit) in a spaceX starship and come back to earth unharmed through the entire process.

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10 hours ago, kerbiloid said:

Unfortunately, doing this with the spacesuit, you are carrying the suit under your arm.

Fortunately, you couldn't open the Starship door, so you stay onboard and return alive.

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...So what do you want?

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Unfortunately, depends on who I am.

Fortunately, I don't care much.

20 hours ago, kerbiloid said:

Unfortunately, doing this with the spacesuit, you are carrying the suit under your arm.

Fortunately, you couldn't open the Starship door, so you stay onboard and return alive.

um,  what? your supposed to grant my wish and have it horribly corrupted, so that It becomes undesirable , and then make a wish yourself.

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No problem. Unfortunately, the driver’s license isn’t yours and the car was stolen in a high-profile heist. 
Say hi to the cops for me. 
 

I wish I had an Apple power cord that worked, did not split due to gentle use, and was compatible with the hardware I have. 

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56 minutes ago, Fraston said:

I wish for green eggs & ham

Wait. All of them will get green.

27 minutes ago, Overfloater said:

I wish for some non-fecal matter.

Don't wait. Eat that fresh.

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I wish what I haven't wished before but what I would wish now.

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I wish I was an omnipotent eldritch god hellbent on removing all traced of good from the universe instead of being stuck in school.

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