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31 minutes ago, VoidSquid said:

I wish I'd already have end of my work shift today.

Granted. You stop shifting and return to the original position.

27 minutes ago, GuessingEveryDay said:

I wish for AI to follow the 4 Laws of Robotics.

Granted. It follows 4 Laws of Robotics. Three Newton's and one Ohm's.

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I wish all gases were ideal.

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33 minutes ago, kerbiloid said:

Granted. You stop shifting and return to the original position

That was brilliant! :D 

Granted: as the particles of ideal gases do by definition have zero volume, they can't interact chemically with other matter. You suffocate, lack of non-ideal oxygen...

I wish we had summer again.

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On 1/12/2021 at 10:07 AM, kerbiloid said:

Granted. You have bought KSP. Dres exists there.

I wish the Dres  canyon had bridges.

Holy crap!

 It came true!!!!

(are you stratzenblitz fr wth)

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5 hours ago, Spaceman.Spiff said:

I wish for Jeb to re-alive himself (don't care if he's a zombie)

Granted.  A Jeb doll is taken over by the same spirit that normally inhabits Chucky.  Now Jeb is a serial killer.

I wish Jeb and Valentina would get married and invite all of us to the wedding.

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Granted. They are a personal time stamp in 24hr clock format (hours minutes month day year), but now you cant read that format lol.

wish i could have thunderhawk from M.A.S.K a real one not the toy from the 80s, of which i have (toy :) )

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3 hours ago, Spaceman.Spiff said:

It came true!!!!

This was unexpectedly...

Somebody suggested me that wish telepathically.

1 hour ago, AlamoVampire said:

wish i could have thunderhawk from M.A.S.K a real one not the toy from the 80s, of which i have (toy :) )

Granted. But it eats so much gas, that you still have to walk by feet and keep playing the toy from the 80s instead of driving.

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I wish for a launch siren at the KSC.

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Granted.  He rescues all the twenty dollar bills you are holding hostage in your bank accounts.

I wish Minmus was made of Rocky Road ice cream instead of mint chip.

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7 hours ago, kerbiloid said:

Granted. You fund others for free.

I wish that underscore was not looking so misplaced

Granted, now they're placed in a random location for every person.

I wish for a PC that could actually run KSP

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Granted.  You are invited to play in a tabletop Cyberpunk game, and you create a player character (PC) who is capable of playing KSP.

I wish for a tub of warm water in which anyone posting in this thread may bathe.

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