VoidSquid 1,341 Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 (edited) Granted, you can fly your SN9 1:1000 scale toy model today. I wish I'd already have end of my work shift today. Edited January 15 by VoidSquid Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GuessingEveryDay 607 Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 Granted, however, they are offering $10,000 dollars per hour overtime, and it only counts if you didn't sign out. Did you? I wish for AI to follow the 4 Laws of Robotics. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kerbiloid 10,817 Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 31 minutes ago, VoidSquid said: I wish I'd already have end of my work shift today. Granted. You stop shifting and return to the original position. 27 minutes ago, GuessingEveryDay said: I wish for AI to follow the 4 Laws of Robotics. Granted. It follows 4 Laws of Robotics. Three Newton's and one Ohm's. *** I wish all gases were ideal. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
VoidSquid 1,341 Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 (edited) 33 minutes ago, kerbiloid said: Granted. You stop shifting and return to the original position That was brilliant! Granted: as the particles of ideal gases do by definition have zero volume, they can't interact chemically with other matter. You suffocate, lack of non-ideal oxygen... I wish we had summer again. Edited January 15 by VoidSquid Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kerbiloid 10,817 Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 Granted. Failed. Australians have the summer instead of us. I wish this fall didn't bang the autumn by fall. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DarkBrave_ 10 Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 granted but it doesnt i wish for kerbiloid to not be the person to respond to this Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JcoolTheShipbuilder 176 Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 Gran- nope, turns out they have so many alt accounts that they are the only other actual person here lol. (jk) I wish that the moon continues to orbit. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Spaceman.Spiff 623 Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 Granted, the moon now orbits a planet 1 billion light years away. I wish for Jeb to re-alive himself (don't care if he's a zombie) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Spaceman.Spiff 623 Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 On 1/12/2021 at 10:07 AM, kerbiloid said: Granted. You have bought KSP. Dres exists there. I wish the Dres canyon had bridges. Holy crap! It came true!!!! (are you stratzenblitz fr wth) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Popestar 377 Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 5 hours ago, Spaceman.Spiff said: I wish for Jeb to re-alive himself (don't care if he's a zombie) Granted. A Jeb doll is taken over by the same spirit that normally inhabits Chucky. Now Jeb is a serial killer. I wish Jeb and Valentina would get married and invite all of us to the wedding. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Spaceman.Spiff 623 Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 Granted. Unfortunately the Dark Brotherhood is there too.... I wish for an X15 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
AlamoVampire 1,030 Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 (edited) Granted but its in the 1/10000 scale. i wish that i had a decent wish 215101152021 215401152021 Edited January 16 by AlamoVampire Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Spaceman.Spiff 623 Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 Granted. You get shipped a decent package from wish.com I with I knew what the numbers at the bottom of @AlamoVampire’s posts meant. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
AlamoVampire 1,030 Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 (edited) Granted. They are a personal time stamp in 24hr clock format (hours minutes month day year), but now you cant read that format lol. wish i could have thunderhawk from M.A.S.K a real one not the toy from the 80s, of which i have (toy ) 221001152021 221301152021 221401152021 Edited January 16 by AlamoVampire Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kerbiloid 10,817 Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 3 hours ago, Spaceman.Spiff said: It came true!!!! This was unexpectedly... Somebody suggested me that wish telepathically. 1 hour ago, AlamoVampire said: wish i could have thunderhawk from M.A.S.K a real one not the toy from the 80s, of which i have (toy ) Granted. But it eats so much gas, that you still have to walk by feet and keep playing the toy from the 80s instead of driving. *** I wish for a launch siren at the KSC. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Spaceman.Spiff 623 Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 Granted. It can only be heard inside the Admin building I wish Brad whistance would rescue bill Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Popestar 377 Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 Granted. He rescues all the twenty dollar bills you are holding hostage in your bank accounts. I wish Minmus was made of Rocky Road ice cream instead of mint chip. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Spaceman.Spiff 623 Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 Denied Granted. Everyone hates minmus now. It crashes itself into kerbin I wish for sls to not explode Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DarkBrave_ 10 Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 granted, the tank implodes i wish for free funds Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kerbiloid 10,817 Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 Granted. You fund others for free. I wish that underscore was not looking so misplaced Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HyperDraco 69 Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 7 hours ago, kerbiloid said: Granted. You fund others for free. I wish that underscore was not looking so misplaced Granted, now they're placed in a random location for every person. I wish for a PC that could actually run KSP Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Popestar 377 Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 Granted. You are invited to play in a tabletop Cyberpunk game, and you create a player character (PC) who is capable of playing KSP. I wish for a tub of warm water in which anyone posting in this thread may bathe. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Spaceman.Spiff 623 Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 Granted. “Someone” defecates in it. I wish for a cake. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lewie 1,517 Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 Granted. But the cake is sentient, and within a year we all have to obey our cake overlords. I wish for a cat Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RealKerbal3x 5,516 Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 Here's your lion. I wish for a successful Starship SN9 flight and landing. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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