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4 minutes ago, jastrone said:

i wish for the wishes here came true

Granted. Including the wish cancelling other ones.

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As the joint wish is already granted, so

44 minutes ago, AlamoVampire said:

It is currently 10 degrees F with a real feel of 1 degree F and the wind is blowing

Alternatively granted.

You fill several plastic bottles with hot water and wrap them with a towel. Also you throw away the F thermometer and take a C one.

Now you are sitting with hot bottles under the blanket and have no idea (like me) how cold is 1 or 10 F because you have only Celsius.

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I wish people used Kelvin scale.

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@kerbiloid10 degrees F into Celsius: -12.2222 and 1 degree F into Celsius: -17.2222

as for your wish: granted but it can only be read as cuneiform.

i wish to have a wish of wishes that wish wishes for all the wishes that ever wished a wishful wish that could be wished.

064902152021 (still no power restoration at my home :( )

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12 minutes ago, AlamoVampire said:

i wish to have a wish of wishes that wish wishes for all the wishes that ever wished a wishful wish that could be wished.

Granted although I wish anybody knew what was just asked and granted.  Something bad is bound to happen!

I wish everyone knew that 2 microns is 1,000 times larger than 2 nanometers.  Then all of us could all breathe again.

Edited by Hotel26
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Granted! Now everybody knows that 2 microinch is 1,000 times larger  than 2 nanoinch.

12 minutes ago, AlamoVampire said:

064902152021 (still no power restoration at my home :( )

 

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"Since the end of light:"

 

I wish @AlamoVampire has strong batteries to keep chating without electricity in wires.

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granted. now everyone in the US doesn't know what the traffic signs say anymore, resulting in many, many traffic accidents.

i wish your (STORMPILOTkerbalkind's) profile picture wasn't that distracting

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Conditionally granted. It doesn't, if you are using AdBlock, like I do.

I wish (STORMPILOTkerbalkind's) had a profile picture

P.S.
Though, it looks(ed ?) very epilepsy-friendly. I mean, friendly for the epilepsy itself, not for its owners.

Edited by kerbiloid
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granted. the entire thread color theme changes from white boxes on a gray background to a flashing and moving rainbow frog (or something) texture. oh, and the entire ksp forum too. oh and the entire internet too. oh and the entire universe too.

 

i wish that starship SN10 will succesfully complete both its flight and landing.

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Granted. Soft landing in the heart of jungle.

1 hour ago, jastrone said:

i wish this entire thread was about (STORMPILOTkerbalkind's) profile pic

I wish everyone used AdBlock to hide such annoying pictures, like I do.

 

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20 hours ago, kerbiloid said:

I wish everyone used AdBlock to hide such annoying pictures, like I do.

 

Granted, you now receive at least 10,000 foot fungus ads a day, everywhere you go and all the pictures on the forum turn to pictures of toilets with wings.

 

I wish that this wish is corrupted.

Edited by BigStar Aerospace
I read the rules so I had to change my wish, sorry.
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granted, it runs everything without any lag. but when you do so, it produces so much heat that it heats whatever room it's in to 100000000000000000 degrees celsius

 

i wish for an infinite box with LEGO

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6 hours ago, kerbiloid said:

I wish he had mole crickets in his potato garden. Just for meat.

Granted. But the crickets were not of this earth and ate him while he slept.

I wish for @RattlerMike to respond.

 

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