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Granted. If I understood the wish. You wish to die and come back as ghost?

The tank had no tracks and was stuck in a basement so I don't think it was a risk to anybody. The torpedo is a different matter.

I wish to fly like an Eagle.

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43 minutes ago, ColdJ said:

I wish to fly like an Eagle.

Granted. You are flying to the moon with no support.

43 minutes ago, ColdJ said:

If I understood the wish. You wish to die and come back as ghost?

No. I wish to have a form when I can invisibly visit various places.

On demand, of course.

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1 minute ago, ColdJ said:

I wish you have seen the movie "Moon" with Sam Rockwell.

It's an extended cut, including every daily activity of every previous Sam Bell in real time.

12 minutes ago, ColdJ said:

Granted. But it needs to signed in triplicate.

I wish that the moon was the international space station.

But to access it a probe needs to be sent there, sent back, queried, lost in deep space, found, subjected to public enquiry, lost again, and buried in soft peat for three months and recycled as aluminium flakes for solid fuel.

13 minutes ago, Aerodynamic Kerbal said:

I wish I had some Fanta right now

You find a 65-year-old unopened bottle of Fanta. Unfortunately it's completely trashed so you can't sell it as an antique at high enough prices to recover your money spent on finding it.

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2 minutes ago, OrdinaryKerman said:

But to access it a probe needs to be sent there, sent back, queried, lost in deep space, found, subjected to public enquiry, lost again, and buried in soft peat for three months and recycled as aluminium flakes for solid fuel.

Very nice Hitch Hikers reference. Don't mind me, I was never here, carry on. :)

 

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505 wish does not exist error. Assuming wish:

Granted. You are not minded so much you fade from existence.

 

I wish a wish would have been made in one of the previous two posts that wasn't already granted.

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Granted, Instead the potato establishes a communist totalitarian  government and starts a atomic weapon program, starting a deadly nuclear standoff.

I wish for a cold glass of Dr. Pepper

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Granted.

The potato is revered by many worldwide. Songs are written, religions are formed, people get together and sing kumbaya over the Great Potato and even children talk to the potato and loving terms before your eyes. Do you dare eat the potato now?

 

I wish to see how this ends.

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