AlamoVampire Posted July 30, 2021 Share Posted July 30, 2021 (edited) Granted! @Dman979’s potato is a TOMATO!! <runs off cackling like a loon> i wish for Dman979 to have a megaton of tomatos! 143507302021 oo new page! Edited July 30, 2021 by AlamoVampire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman.Spiff Posted July 30, 2021 Share Posted July 30, 2021 Granted! They are unfortunately for us evil people very good tomatoes. I wish to have a strawberry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dman979 Posted July 30, 2021 Share Posted July 30, 2021 Granted. Wheat berries grow on the end of wheat plants, which are made into straw. You get a single wheat berry, which is a kind of straw berry. I wish for a fresh, peaceful, non-political, non-venerated potato. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted July 30, 2021 Share Posted July 30, 2021 (edited) Granted but it instantly becomes a a fresh, peaceful, non-political, non-venerated tomato! (Why is this tomato joke so fun?) i wish for all wishes to wish wishes for wishes that wish wishes that wished wishes that could wish wishes that wished a wish of a wishing wish that wished! 150307302021 150407302021 Edited July 30, 2021 by AlamoVampire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dientus Posted July 31, 2021 Share Posted July 31, 2021 Processing.... Granted. After including all previous wishing wishes that wished, it results in this thread never having existed at all thereby cancelling all wishes due to time travelling paradox. I wish this thread was back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dman979 Posted July 31, 2021 Share Posted July 31, 2021 Granted. You have to turn around to see it. I wish for a fresh, peaceful, apolitical, non-venerated and non-transmogrifying potato. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 31, 2021 Share Posted July 31, 2021 Granted. You have batata. I wish they crossed tomato and potato. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 31, 2021 Share Posted July 31, 2021 Granted. One Potatomato that is all the worst parts of both. I wish Dman979 gets a Sweet Potato. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 31, 2021 Share Posted July 31, 2021 Granted. He takes a boiled potato and puts it in sugar. I wish they crossed the potatomato with the hyppopotamus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 1, 2021 Share Posted August 1, 2021 Granted. You now have a Hippopotatomatomus, that eats you rather than you eating it. I wish to fly like a Beagle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 2, 2021 Share Posted August 2, 2021 Hmm... Granted, of course, but do you realize that sailships are flying not very good? I wish all fleas had gone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted August 2, 2021 Share Posted August 2, 2021 Granted. They went on vacation and came back with gifts for you! i wish i had a had that had a had that had a wish that wished a wish of wishing wishes. 040108022021 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerodynamic Kerbal Posted August 2, 2021 Share Posted August 2, 2021 Granted! Everyone's brain completely explodes. The explosion destroys the Universe. I wish people didn't hate KSP Enhanced edition so much... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 2, 2021 Share Posted August 2, 2021 Granted. People don't know about it. I wish for 1.12.2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dientus Posted August 2, 2021 Share Posted August 2, 2021 Granted. It is now available as a DLC and no bugfixes. I wish to see the world from space. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 2, 2021 Share Posted August 2, 2021 Granted. You do this from the surface of an Earth-like planet. It's Earth. I wish all mosquitoes were self-destroyed. Preferrably with screams of horror. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Fluffy Posted August 2, 2021 Share Posted August 2, 2021 Granted, but the ecosystem dies. I wish for 100 U.S. dollars Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 2, 2021 Share Posted August 2, 2021 Gramted, but you should start brooming the street earlier, to clean also the public yard. I wish the swifts returned back and ate all flying insects. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 2, 2021 Share Posted August 2, 2021 Granted. Tom Swift and his family return and eat all the insects and then throw up all over your floor. (wow it's been like 40 years since I read a Tom Swift adventure) I wish that KSP 1.10.1 be known as KSP XP and 1.12.1 be known as windows 10. (everything worked properly in 1.10.1) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dientus Posted August 2, 2021 Share Posted August 2, 2021 Granted. Now you have to write your own drivers for KSP XP and wait 6 more years before it's stable. I wished my medicine was free. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted August 2, 2021 Share Posted August 2, 2021 Granted! It gains sentience (only the meds you have right now. Next set of refills are not affected by this) and leaves a note saying it wants to explore the world. The medicine wishes you well. <on a serious note, it would be nice if prescriptions were not so blasted expensive. > i wish we had the medical skills and technologies of the 24th century as depicted in Star Trek The Next Generation, DS9 and Voyager. 141908022021 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dientus Posted August 3, 2021 Share Posted August 3, 2021 Granted. Along with it comes the macro-virus and engineered incurable, alien diseases also depicted on the same shows. I wish for a better sense of sight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 3, 2021 Share Posted August 3, 2021 Granted. Now you feel the sights of all creatures hiding around and staring at you. Flies, mosquitoes, roaches, fleas... None of them love you. (Except the ones which suck your blood). Now you feel like a comedian on a scene, when the audience is staring at you and impatiently waiting when you finish and quit, and some of wish to clear your pockets. I wish for a Home Henocidic Chitin Dissipator, to let no arthropod exist in the room. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dressian Exploder Posted August 3, 2021 Share Posted August 3, 2021 (edited) Granted, but unfortunately, you become a victim of carcinisation and are dissipated, as a former crab. I wish for Dres to have 4 moons. Edited August 3, 2021 by The Dressian Exploder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRAPPIST-1E Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 (edited) Granted, But they steal the show so much that squad decides to do 1 last update to put the moons in more desireable locations I wish for KSP2 to live up to the hype Edited August 4, 2021 by TRAPPIST-1E Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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