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Because the IVA upturner is overloaded.

On 9/9/2021 at 7:01 PM, Maria Sirona said:

I wish i was capable of finally choosing what shirt to pick

T shirt.
Because  O,P,Q,R,S shirts have already been chosen this week.

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I wish for a free discombobulation.

 

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Granted: But you always forget the parachutes (aka your lander goes boom at landing)
I wish to get corrupted text
 

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Ȯ̴̡̫̹͓͔̝͔̤͚͕̗̜̦͂͐̈́͌̿̈́̽͗́̽͆̏̀͛̃̈́͊̃́̒͊͑̉̾̈͑͂̾͂̿͂͌̃̑͘̕͘͘͘̚͝͝ͅͅh̷̨̧̬̣͇͚̠͉̞̻̺̖̬̩̘̰͉̥̎̿̉̎̾͑̒̌̃̓͋̎͛̄̒̒͋͑͗̓̉̇̔̎̈̎͆͘͘͠͝ͅͅn̵̨̡̢̡̢̡̡͚͍̝͙̹̯͍̻̗̘͙͚͍̥̘̥̣̦̙̖̰̬͓̹̣̬̳̗͇͉̙͎͎̜̘̻̪̙̱̏̐̈̓͜ǫ̸̪̙͉̗̗̣̘̦̪̣̻̖̼̥̦͙̞͚̰͖̟̟̩̱̲̬̝͍̮̗͚͇̗̈́́̈̌̆͋̃̓̏̓̆̈́̒͂̈́́̅͊̽̓̓̆̀͘͜͜͠ͅͅ ̴̨̛̻͂͋͌̓̔̎̔̍̇̑͋͐̽̀̉i̴̡̧̢̢̢̛̛̛̫͈̹̖̝̪̻̫̟̬̹̭̹̮͙̦͎̺͍̮̩̯̪͍̮͓͎̝̗͚̪̠͓͕̗̩͙̺̦̍̿̊͒̏̊̐͊̈́̈̎̊̍̀̀̄͘͝ͅţ̴̡̧̡̧̞̱̪͇̻̮̮̹͈̝̘͉̞͔͔̰̜͕͕̹̤̦̼͙̦̞̙͉̜̪̎́̃̄̅̄̎̈̽̈̂̊̆̓͗̊͑̍͐̌̽͂̾͛͐̉̾̾́̇̽̇͛͛͒͌̀̊͛́̓̚͜͜͝ṡ̵̜̄͐͌͊̀͒͗̆̽̓͛́̒̋̈́̅̋̎̀͆̋̋̅̓͒͆͆̿͒͑̏̑̔̑̓̂͂̆̇̿̒̔̚̚͝͝͝͝͝ ̸̨̧̧̛̖̲̥̝̘͉̻̝̻̺͖̦͖̖́̉̓̐̀͌̇̓̀̾̓͆̀̈̏̉́̑͒̚̚d̷̲̬͋̓͒͌́̎͐́͗̌̈́̑̅̔͒̇͐͑͗̔͒̂̐͌͛̿̃̃͑̓̏̅͗̓̚̚̚͠͝͝͝ǫ̸̭̞̳̟͖͚̭̝̦͈͓̤̭̳̹͍̼͖̻̙̟͚͌̃̉̀̂̀̋̂͊̓̔́͒̎̓̈́̍̓̈́̀̄́̋̒̈́̒̆̇̀̈̃̌́̊̃͛͛̒̄͜͜͝͠͝ͅn̴̳̱̦͂̽͒̋̃́̅̌̓̎̃̍̉͌̔̑̈̽̍̽̎̅͌̉̐̍̍̕̚̚͝ḛ̶̢̛̛̺̣͍̤̤̙̩͍͔̬̲̳̻͚͖̣̇͑͂̃̇̍́̐̎̒̉̃͂̍̉̊̆̅̽̈́̈́̆̈́̇́͆̓̒̈́̄̌̅̕͝͠

 

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Granted. A Nigerian prince needs your help. Please click on the link to get your reward.

 

I wish to not get automated calls claiming my Amazon Iphone has been ordered, and to press 1 to be connected with a scam artist.

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Granted. You work in the Amazon call center, and you have to select 1 on your table phone dial to call the artist from another hut. Welcome to the Amazon jungle office.

I wish to properly distribute all stored procedure parameters today.

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Granted. Ho! You have a werecraft. A repair shop turns it from a piece of old junk back into the car every full moon.

 

17 hours ago, kerbiloid said:

I wish to properly distribute all stored procedure parameters today.

 

10 hours ago, Admiral Fluffy said:

Granted. They are distributed, but no one reads them.

So, then it was double granted as I don't want to have them readable. Thanks.

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I wish to enable the shower.

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@kerbiloid I think your translation program may be acting up.

10 hours ago, Admiral Fluffy said:

I wish that I could have a hovercraft.

Granted. But you have to build it and buy the parts for it yourself.

9 minutes ago, kerbiloid said:

I wish to enable the shower.

Granted. A small cloud follows you everywhere and showers you constantly.

I wish people would see things the way I see them.

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Granted. Ho-ver there you see that your translation program has started translating everything in to Shakespearian quotes. So that it might divide it's Acts and promote it's thespian career.

I wish I had got the pun the first time. Doh!!

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