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Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

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Granted, but by eating yourself you create a black hole of impossibility. The second time you eat yourself the universe collapses

I wish more people would play my forum game...

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Granted, but then everyone hates you in the same way everyone hates the makers of CoD.

I wish that CoD would become innovative.

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Granted, you\'re now running around as a civilian in war, brand new play experience ;D

I wish you whould really play that...

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Nooblet68 buy the game and see this on the title screen: CoD Civ warfare is now 0% realistic and with 120% more horribly campers.

I wish that the Russian Buran program become active again and it not become horribly corrupted.

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Nooblet68 buy the game and see this on the title screen: CoD Civ warfare is now 0% realistic and with 120% more horribly campers.

I wish that the Russian Buran program become active again and it not become horribly corrupted.

Granted, but instead of horribly corrupted it becomes horrendously corrupted.

I wish there was an automatic wish generator.

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Granted. You are being held at gunpoint by the Mafia.

I wish I was the one holding the gun. :P

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Yeah, I\'m laughing all the time \'cause it\'s broken ;P

I wish the Mun to always rotate at your horizontal speed so it was more Kerbal-friendly to land...

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Granted, but you end up with a horizontal speed of 30000m/s, causing the terrain engine to bug out and crash your game from trying to render too much too fast.

I wish I wasn\'t tired.

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Granted, but it was replaced by a nuclear winter.

I wish I had a voodoo doll in the shape of Mince.

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Granted, but it\'s somehow bound to you, not Mince. You stab it and kill yourself.

I wish I had a collection of voodoo dolls for everyone on the planet.

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Granted, but they turn self-aware and murder you in your sleep by piling on you.

I wish I had some cookies.

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Granted, but they turn self-aware and murder you in your sleep by piling on you.

I wish I had some cookies.

Granted, but the cookies are stale and old.

I want a MLP pony.

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Granted, but it murders you.

I wish I had a \'g\'.

Granted, but the \'g\' turns out to be electric (therefore electcutes you).

I wish I owned Mass Effect 1 and 2.

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Granted, but you lose both games so often and become so miserable that you decide to go cry in a corner for the rest of your pathetic life.

I wish I had control of all the world\'s nukes.

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Granted, but you lose both games so often and become so miserable that you decide to go cry in a corner for the rest of your pathetic life.

I wish I had control of all the world\'s nukes.

Granted, but you can only aim them on your position.

There is nothing I want to wish for, so I guess I will wish for nothing (throwing an easy ball).

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I will wish for nothing

Granted, The entire universe disappears with the exception of a single moose

I wish to rule the world (Mwahahahaha)

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Granted, but you are beheaded for treason after you attempt to kill everyone on the planet.

I wish I was the one who beheaded Ryn.

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Granted, but you usurp the throne, only to be beheaded yourself.

I wish I was a Martian.

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Granted, but you die due to lack of whatever gas you normally breathe.

I wish I was a god.

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Granted, but you start to lose yourself, eventually becoming so deeply influenced by everyone else that you have no time for yourself. This leads you to suicide, which fails, as your are god (so now your stuck, forever to be suicide (that throws up something for me to look into, can there be a god of suicide, and if there can be, is there one)).

I wish to be in no atmosphere, so I die.

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