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Granted: They give you the rotors for free but make hinges and servos expensive, pay for, downloadable content.

I wish that there were windows 8.1 drivers for the latest motherboards, and graphics cards.

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Ninja'd.

Granted, this OS no one has heard dominated library computers and other public computers. That is all. Doesn't seem too bad, this is the best I can make after being ninja'd

I wish for my cat to have a good sleep

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Granted. You start using the heliocentric system.

6 hours ago, Kerbal Productions said:

this OS no one has heard

No one?!
It's a known masterpiece. GUI, internet, other things - still on 1.44" diskette, just 1 MB.

I wish everyone knew more about it.

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Granted.  Your brother forgives you.  Seriously.  No, I'm not joking.  Stop laughing.  He did, honestly.  Whatever, dude.  Fine, don't believe me.

I wish for a dish.  A dish of fish.  Yes, a dish of fish is for what I wish.

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Granted. Automated Wish Maker-3000 wishes that the ghost of Dr. Suess will haunt you for eternity.

I wish that there was a service that can deal with wanton spirits such like that, where such service who will go unsued.

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Granted. You look at your profile picture and it is now completely transparent.

Now I wish that the content of my textbooks were clear; in the proverbial sense, in their content.

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Granted. A crashing noise surrounds you and suddenly you are stuck to ball composed by an astonishing assortment of objects being rolled around by a tiny alien. Upon finishing his work in building up this heap every bigger, he presents it to his father, The King of Kings, who turns it and you, into a star, to wander the galaxy forever.

I wish to receive for tomorrow's breakfast, a crispy egg and bacon sandwich.

 

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Granted. You have incidentally spread the bitter sauce across the kitchen amd have to clean it. The sandwich follows it because you've dropped it when falling on the slippery floor.

I wish to good the morning.

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