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1 hour ago, Kerbal Productions said:

Granted, you regret it a second later, block @SSTO Crasher and hide from the Sun for 3 months.

I wish to do the laundry

Granted. But the laundry being laundered is money, which attracts unwanted attention from the IRS.

I wish for my wages to be paid in :funds:.

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Granted. You get an wish idea, and it immediately has possessed you.

 

3 hours ago, Kerbal Productions said:

I wish to do the laundry

Granted.

Spoiler

 

 

 

1 hour ago, Exploro said:

I wish for my wages to be paid in :funds:.

Granted. Now you get a square root value of your previous salary.

 

I wish, that's enough to the minute.

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Granted: A horse walks in to a bar. Bartender says, Why the long face?

A human walks into a bar. says "ouch" and rubs their forehead.

A piece of string contorts itself and musses up it's hair, then walks into a bar. The bartender says ain't you that string I threw out of here? String says "No I am a fraid knot."

How do you know that an elephant has been in your fridge? Footprints in the butter.

Why did the Duck cross the road? It was stapled to a Chicken.

Guy carries a car door into a desert. When asked why he says: "So I can roll down the window if I get hot."

 

I wish I knew funnier jokes.

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Granted:  Mushroom walks into a bar and orders a drink.  The bartender looks at the mushroom and says "We don't serve your kind in here".  The mushrrom asks "Why not?  I'm a fun guy."

I wish I didn't know that joke.

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Granted. A lesion is made in your brain, eradicating the engram the stored that joke in your memory. But in having this done, you now no longer remember your ATM PIN code.

I wish to avoid having my own brain undergo lesioning.

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5 hours ago, Kerbal Productions said:

I wish to get someone to follow me

Granted. uhhhhh... well, i'm not sure if there's a way to corrupt... or was i corrupted since april?

1 hour ago, kerbiloid said:

I wish for a Probodobodyne souvenir.

Granted, it's an 0.325 Probe Core, no SAS, no Electric Charge Containers, no Reactions wheels, only a tiny microchip, make sure you're placing some of those items that the probe core doesn't have, or else the probe will be rendered unusable!

I wish an comet to show up this night.

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Granted: The chickens all jump out of the bucket and teach you what "Pecking order" means.

I wish people took notice of the little things that can mean a lot.

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