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Granted: Somebody immediately start trying every different way they can think of to turn you into a puff of smoke.

I wish to just watch safely.

I wished not to start a new page, I should have known better.

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Granted. You receive more time to do stuff. However this come at the price of more tasks being delegated to you. Good luck, friend.

I wish to have fewer responsibilities.

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Granted: You are put into suspended animation.

I wish I could tell which way the faces were pointing in the editor.

 

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Granted: You get a years worth of cat food and then realise you have a small fluffy dog.

I wish I could get the sound right.

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Granted:

 

Waiting, watching the clock
It's four o'clock
It's got to stop
Tell him
"Take no more"
She practices her speech as he opens the door
She rolls over
Pretends to sleep as he looks her over

She lies and says she's in love with him
Can't find a better man
She dreams in color, she dreams in red
Can't find a better man
Can't find a better man
Can't find a better man
Oh

Talking to herself
"There's no one else who needs to know"
She tells herself
Memories back when she was bold and strong
And waiting for the world to come along
Swears she knew him, now she swears he's gone

She lies and says she's in love with him
Can't find a better man
She dreams in color, she dreams in red
Can't find a better man
She lies and says she still loves him
Can't find a better man
She dreams in color, she dreams in red
Can't find a better man
Can't find a better man
Can't find a better man

She loved him, yeah
She don't want to leave this way
She feeds him, yeah
That's why she'll be back again

Can't find a better man (Can't find a better man)
Can't find a better man (Can't find a better man)
Can't find a better man (Can't find a better man)
Can't find a better man
 
I wish that worse is better and better is worse.
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Granted.  And nothing happens because you didn't actually wish for anything to happen.  You wished a starship...and then gave no verb.

I wish the KSC was a real place that we could tour.

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Granted: You walk around and find that none of the doors work, that they are in fact just painted on and the whole thing is just a cardboard set.

I wish you could walk a Kerbal up to a door, open it and walk inside.

 

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Granted: After you stop referencing anything to do with death and destruction for 1 year you will find a girl who will be your friend.

VLC is a software media player that lets you play many formats. Last I knew it was a nasty orange colour.

I wish that you do and get a girlfriend in a year.

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