Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[Kerbal01]

Granted, but how would people climb?

I wish for a giant vegetarian Bacon cheeseburger

[Bioman222]

Granted, but you cause a paradox and the world implodes.

I wish for the ability to land on the mun.

[Rage097]

Granted. Vegetarian Baconcheeseburger. You dare. The holy army of the pig come and murder you in your sleep.

I wish for PETA to stop being morons.

[Bioman222]

Granted, but that is impossible, so you create another paradox. Nice, 2 in a row!

I wish for nothing.

[Kerbal01]

Granted, but the law says you must have something so you get a pony

I wish for Rage097 to stop hijacking my song threads

(No offense but its getting annoying)

[OdinYggd]

Granted. Instead everyone starts talking about Brittany Spears, and how

I wish someone would actually make a multiplayer plugin so I wouldn't have to close so many threads.

[Rage097]

Granted. Multiplayer is all that is spoken of from that moment onward.

I wish to know when on earth did Odin begin posting in the games section.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but it was before the KSP forums existed. Hows that for a paradox?

I wish that I knew how to surf.

[OdinYggd]

Granted. I actually used to post here all the time, over a hundred pages of this thread ago and for many months that were lost by the forum wipe. Unfortunately most of that time was lost, and the last counting thread will not be replaced anytime soon.

I wish these guys would stop shooting me down in Warthunder.

[Rage097]

Granted. No one plays Warthunder anymore because shooting you down was the best part.

I wish This sinus infection would leave.

[Spaceisbeautifulul]

Granted, but now you have the nastiest, most horrible stomach infection you've ever had.

I wish that the orbiter forums would stop being so buggy. (Orbiter is a game you know)

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but now the buggyness has migrated to the KSP forumssssssssefergsr34547ne883tbgsrtht SERVER ERROR SERVER ERROR SERVER EEROOORRRRerfer345634hbre4

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[Rage097]

Grr44nted. [system now under War Mech-097 control]

I wish for control.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, you get control over a speck of dust that has a nice shade of light brown.

I wish that I had some physics toys.

[crasher925]

granted but they all break the laws of physics and the universe eximlodes (explodes and implodes AT THE SAME TIME)

i wish for the Phoenix (from Star Trek)

[MGUARN]

yes your on it when it is destroyed by a rogue fleet of meteors the size of Canada.

I wish that the modern era ends in a bang.

[Spaceisbeautifulul]

Granted *Pulls out gun* BANG!

I wish that my social studies teacher was nicer.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but only to everyone but you.

I wish that I didn't have wisher's block

[MGUARN]

Granted you get a clot.

I wish to create the Super Speedy Cider 6000!

[Spaceisbeautifulul]

Granted, it will spit cider in your face instantaneously (can't believe I spelled that right).

I wish that Spore would not crash constantly so that I can actually play it! RAGE!

[MGUARN]

Granted, but you crash every time when you try to play spore.

I wish for a nice cup of warm homemade cider.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but it is your own special version of cider, C(yan)ide®.

I wish that I had a Bugatti Veyron.

Edited June 3, 2013 by (An Original Name)

[crasher925]

granted but it's totaled

i wish my wishes would not get corrupted

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, now your wishes are MALICIOUSLY MISINTERPRETED! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I wish that KSP was more realistic.

[Spaceisbeautifulul]

Granted, KSP will now not have Jeb.

This is more of a question than a wish but, meh; I wish I knew what would happen when pinochio says "My nose will grow now"