AlamoVampire Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 (edited) Granted, they are the size of protons. i wish for all the world to switch all exterior lights to blue hues. 020503222023 oo new page! Edited March 22 by AlamoVampire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 Granted. I wish for BERRYMAN-LANGFORD MEMETIC KILL AGENT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exploro Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 Granted. It becomes the latest flavor of Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream and becomes a popular success. You get one free tub for the idea, but shall never see a dime of the profits. I wish for an airfoil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 Granted: You invent "Air Fencing", which is like "Air Guitar" but instead you duel with Air Foils. I wish to learn and recall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 (edited) Granted. You get a total recall. Spoiler I wish to know all physical experiments of XIX century. Edited March 28 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbalcommander563 Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 Granted, but you die after a few seconds. I wish I could time travel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted April 2 Share Posted April 2 Granted. You go back in time so far that you loop back to the instant you left. No matter which way you go, your arrival is the instant you depart. i wish i was a was that could be a was so hard it never was. 192404012023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted April 2 Share Posted April 2 (Ninja'd)Granted. You become a "was" in a book on a sunken ship. I wish for a fully operational SCP-2000 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 2 Share Posted April 2 Granted. GLaDOS will call you. I wish for a cloudy day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbalcommander563 Posted April 2 Share Posted April 2 Granted, but it becomes a thunderstorm, and you het struck by lightning. I wish for a cookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted April 3 Share Posted April 3 Granted. You got some useless data. I wish for a second April Fool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kspbutitscursed Posted April 4 Share Posted April 4 Granted ot is on the 30th of April I wish for ship 24 and booster 7 to launch Is that to much to ask Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted April 5 Share Posted April 5 (edited) Granted. But the booster crashed on the launchpad. Vanguard moment. I wish for an atmosphere-optimized NTR. Edited April 5 by Abel Military Services Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exploro Posted April 5 Share Posted April 5 (edited) Granted. On the one hand, atmospherically optimized NTR's expand humanities space-faring horizons. However, I hope you have a lead-lined rain coat and galoshes when going out into a radioactive rainstorm. I wish a new computer. Edited April 6 by Exploro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbalcommander563 Posted April 5 Share Posted April 5 Granted, but as soon as you have spent 1 minute, it explodes. I wish for KSP to be real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 6 Share Posted April 6 Granted. You are a Kerbal. Now wish for your computer keeps being on. I wish for lptputer. It's like a COM-puter, but LPT-puter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kspbutitscursed Posted April 6 Share Posted April 6 Granted but a supersonic detonation occurs I wish for BDB to add modern mars missions s7ch as percyrover ect Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbalcommander563 Posted April 6 Share Posted April 6 Granted, but it becomes a full scale war, and enters the real world. I wish my computer would stay on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kspbutitscursed Posted April 6 Share Posted April 6 Granted it instantly explodes I wish for booster 9 to caught bybthe chopsticks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted April 7 Share Posted April 7 Granted. You pay 500 million to purchase the "chopsticks" from china. I wish for RSS/RO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kspbutitscursed Posted April 7 Share Posted April 7 Granted it is real slim shady and real overhead I wish for a unsuccessful OFT UNO reverse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted April 10 Share Posted April 10 Granted. But every other player gives you a +2 card. Now you have 10 cards! I wish for a reaper leviathan-proof Seamoth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kspbutitscursed Posted April 10 Share Posted April 10 Granted it turn into leviathan seamoth I wish for the starship FAA licence Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 10 Share Posted April 10 Granted. Now you may drive Enterprise. I wish for a flashlight photon rocket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted April 10 Share Posted April 10 Granted. It has crappy thrust and ridiculous efficiency. Unfortunately, it can only burn for 10 sec. I wish for a bigger seamoth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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