Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[Abel Military Services]

Granted. You explode too. 

I wish for a butterfly 

[kerbiloid]

Granted. Just don't put butter into the fridge. The flies will do everything other.

I wish for the 49th chapter of the novel I'm (still 'm? idk.) reading.

[Abel Military Services]

Granted. Here it is: 

Spoiler

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I wish for a better potato

[kspbutitscursed]

Granted you eat it

I wish for mars

[kerbiloid]

Granted. Wait... It's Snickers.

I wish for a magic artifact.

[ColdJ]

Granted: You now know all facts there are to know about the artwork of the cards in "Magic, The Gathering".

I wish for a pungent pun.

[Abel Military Services]

Granted. Pun. 

I wish for a potato powered quantum computer(the actual quantum computer)

[ColdJ]

Granted: Each byte of processing power requires a potato. So good luck getting enough potatoes.

I wish to know the next wish.

[Abel Military Services]

Granted. 

Spoiler

49 20 77 69 73 68 20 66 6F 72 20 61 6E 20 61 63 74 75 61 6C 20 4B 53 50 2D 63 6F 6D 70 61 74 69 62 6C 65 20 71 75 61 6E 74 75 6D 20 63 6F 6D 70 75 74 65 72 20

Good luck on decoding it! 

[kerbiloid]

Granted. It's decoded and appears to be empty string.

I wish to know, why these weeks did I recall a lot of nightdreams and memories forgotten long ago. I even didn't touch that red button.

(Oops. Right now I've recalled the red button "Cx" from my first programming calculator.)

[Abel Military Services]

Granted. I told you the theory, but you couldn't understand. 

I wish for a six-engine variant Boeing 747

Edited May 8, 2023 by Abel Military Services

[kerbiloid]

Granted. Two are in the cargo cabin.

I wish for Boeing 70707.

[burn n crash]

Granted. But the 70707 is so powerful that its mere existence  will destroy the airport, as well as any settlements within 512.7 kilometers.

I wish I had a better drill press.

[Scarecrow71]

Granted, but you have no electricity to power it.

I wish people would leave me alone when I'm watching hockey.

[burn n crash]

Granted, but you are always watching hockey.

I wish I had a reusable falcon 9 second stage.

[Exploro]

Granted. But you are not provided with a reusable first stage....nor any launch support equipment of any kind. Thus, your newly acquired upper stage becomes nothing more than an really big, and useless, lawn ornament.

I wish for human-sized mantis shrimp to move freely upon the land.

 

[kerbiloid]

Granted. The Great Flood: The time when the mantis shrimps were everywhere.

I wish for ice mantis shrimps in the Antarctic glaciers.

[kspbutitscursed]

Gran5ed u freeze

I wish for mars 2030

Edited May 10, 2023 by kspbutitscursed

[AlamoVampire]

Granted you suddenly have 2,030 mars bars.

i wish i had a bolt of lightning in a jar.

032405102023

Edited May 10, 2023 by AlamoVampire

[kspbutitscursed]

Granted thunder causes glass to shatter 

I wish for starship

[Scarecrow71]

Granted.  Lucky for you, they are already on tour.

Jefferson Starship Tickets | Vivid Seats

I wish Tom Petty was still alive.

[kerbiloid]

Granted. Somebody knocks at your door...

I wish for a stable Cs sphere.

 

[Royalswissarmyknife]

Ok here's A sphere

I wish for 2 dollars

[kspbutitscursed]

Granted 2 cents

I wish for nasaspaceflight live 

[Exploro]

Granted, but for a weird reason, they are live streaming the derelict upper stage presently on burn n crash's lawn. It does not make for interesting viewing and it means the crew and viewers miss out on live streaming a more captivating and inspiring launch. A young child watching the stream is never inspired to pursue engineering. As a result, this child never invents the hyperdrive when they grow up. Without this technology, humanity lacks the means to escape the Sun's premature nova in 200 years time, dooming the species.

I wish to have fried giganto-mantis shrimp meal.

Edited May 11, 2023 by Exploro