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Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

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Granted, but your death is a painful one.

I wish to wish for a wish which can\'t be wished for by wishers.

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Granted, but you don\'t get the sentence anymore so it is useless...

I wish I\'d be a Mirialan

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Granted, but you instantly change into a human 10 min later.

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Granted. You are nothing now.

I wish for vsgoczagaguihgegvhjutdshkvksgj.

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Granted, but since nobody knw what it is, you do not recive it.

i wish to be a pokemon trainer.

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Granted, but you notice that I am an even better pokemon trainer.

I wish for nothing because it whould be corrupted anyway.

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I am everything and I kill you. Happy?

I wish for you to corrupt your own wish.

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Granted, he has turned into a murder-happy shark, then he proceeds to eat you live.

I wish my dog would learn to feed itself.

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Granted, but some days later he fails eating

a murder-happy shark

I wish for my schoolwork doing itself...

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Granted, but it is entirely oblivious to anything besides how trees fall, causing you to fail all of your classes.

I wish that the day had 28 hours, instead of 24, for extra sleeping.

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Granted, but it is entirely oblivious to anything besides how trees fall, causing you to fail all of your classes.

I wish that the day had 28 hours, instead of 24, for extra sleeping.

Granted, but the extra four hours are all daylight hours, and everyone is lawfully required to sleep for less than eight hours.

I wish the next person would turn into a zombie.

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Granted, but the extra four hours are all daylight hours, and everyone is lawfully required to sleep for less than eight hours.

I wish the next person would turn into a zombie.

Granted, but I eat you for taking away my sleeping hours.

I wish that pie would magically transform into cake that does not lie, nor is a lie.

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Granted, but anyone that eats it is forced to lie for all eternity.

I wish the anyone who ate that cake would spontaneously combust.

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Granted, Though having eaten the cake yourself you combust

I wish for the next person to post\'s wish to not be corrupted

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Granted, but this egregious breach of rules causes you to be murdered by fire-wielding ninjas.

I wish I had a wish to wish for!

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You can now wish for doing a backflip from a skyscraper.

I wish that he doesn\'t notice who he is now ;P

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Granted, but He realises he is none other than God, and smites you for your petty insolence.

I wish I was the next poster.

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Granted, but you malformed into me!

I wish to de-malform.

Granted, but you were teleported inside out.

And then you exploded.

(Galaxy Quest FTW)

I wish I had a wish without consequences.

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Nothing happens and you are bored for the rest of your life.

I wish for

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in 1e100000 px

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