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Granted, but it is entirely oblivious to anything besides how trees fall, causing you to fail all of your classes.

I wish that the day had 28 hours, instead of 24, for extra sleeping.

Granted, but the extra four hours are all daylight hours, and everyone is lawfully required to sleep for less than eight hours.

I wish the next person would turn into a zombie.

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Granted, but the extra four hours are all daylight hours, and everyone is lawfully required to sleep for less than eight hours.

I wish the next person would turn into a zombie.

Granted, but I eat you for taking away my sleeping hours.

I wish that pie would magically transform into cake that does not lie, nor is a lie.

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