Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[Munar Space Program]

Granted but the doctor heart transfered you

I wish for a dinosaur

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but he hates you more and more over time before you just get chucked out of the TARDIS into space.

I wish that I didn't have to follow the silly laws of physics.

[MGUARN]

Granted ,but they hold your atoms together so you explode.

I wish I had a Muffin.

[zapy97]

granted but the muffin is a tiny robot designed to kill you!

I WISH YOU WOULD QUIT WISHING FOR FRIGGAN MUFFINS!

[MGUARN]

Granted you are a muffin ,and i eat you.

I wish that I had a box of muffins.

[0jam3290]

Granted, but the muffins are actually filled with tiny Black Widows that you only notice when you bite into one.(picture that, I dare you.)

I wish you made more credits when you play a game in WarThunder.

[MGUARN]

Granted ,but you need to pay more to repair ,and buy airplanes.

I wish to have a blueberry muffin.

[zapy97]

you eat the muffin but you become a human blueberry like in willy wonka but you aren't squeezed so you explode.

I wish you would die if you said did or thought of anything muffiny, muffin related, had the exact same letters as muffin, was a synonym of muffin, was also very similar to a muffin, had the same ingredients as muffins or was a muffin.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but this rule now applies to you too.

I wish that I wasn't so lazy in granting wishes.

[MGUARN]

Granted your hyperactive ,and die because of this.

I wish for a.........MUFFIN.plz

[crasher925]

granted but derpy ate it and there are no MOre FREAking MUFINs IN THE WORLD

i wish I could control time

[zapy97]

granted but you fall through the time vortex forever out of control

I wish I was the Supreme Dalek in real life with out the doctor coming to save the day

[crasher925]

granted instead Doctor WHOOVES saves the day ( see what i did there? )

I wish I had the power of god

[unWinged]

I wish I had the power of god

Granted. But to use that power you need to be worshiped, but since no one does you have to live as ordinary man.

I wish for my own functional spy satellite on orbit. And means to communicate with it.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but when you activate its super ultra advanced cloaking device, it completely cloaks itself from all forms of radiation. Not radiation in the sense of ionizing radiation, but in the sense of radio waves. Not in the sense of enemy radio waves, but in the sense of YOUR radio waves.

I wish that KSP was like Minecraft.

[crasher925]

granted but now everything blocky

I wish summer break will never end

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, the brakes on all cars in the summer never end their usage, locking all of them up simultaneously, causing massive amounts of car crashes worldwide.

I wish for Minecraft to be like KSP.

[MGUARN]

Granted ,but it gets harder to get to the moon.

I wish I had a muffin.

[unWinged]

I wish I had a muffin.

Granted, but everyone you met is so envious of that muffin that they punch you in the face.

I wish I could build SSTO in KSP...

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but you give up your hands to do so.

I wish that the Kerbals had a Kold War.

[Kerbal01]

Granted, but novasilisko would hate upon you

I wish for bobcat to finally release his updated American pack.

[MGUARN]

Granted ,but only in 2.0

I wish for a muffin army.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but they revolt. They fail however when everyone learns of their secret weakness: THEY ARE JUST M U F F I N S.

I wish for an anomalous object.

[MGUARN]

Granted but you never recive it.

I wish for the ultimate muffin.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but it is coated in gold for good measure, making it inedible.

I wish for more wishes.

Edited June 14, 2013 by (An Original Name)