Flixxbeatz Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 (edited) Granted. You will be getting good marks in your coming exam (actually nailing it perfectly without any sweat/preparation for it), at the expense of prophetically failing all of your subsequent exams no matter how much you studied/prepared/cheated for it, thus failing all your subjects in the long run and making your school kick you out because of your persistent failing grades, that doesn't go any higher anymore. You will also prophetically fail all the entrance exams in any school that you will take then your parents and relatives will then shun you for the rest of your life because of it. Too bad...I wish for comfort. Edited June 17, 2013 by Flixxbeatz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odo Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 Granted, but suddenly the person comforting you turns into Doctor Onagonapus BWAAAAH.I wish I could get the 3rd part of my space station docked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sapphire Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 Granted, but your space station falls victim to the Kraken an instant later!I wish I had a Snickers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odo Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 Granted, but your space station falls victim to the Kraken an instant later!I wish I had a Snickers.Granted, but the Snickers expired 3 years ago.I wish I had a cup of coffee, as I pulled an all nighter and I am hideously tired. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sapphire Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 Granted. Unfortunately it's decaf!I wish for world peace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trekkette Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 granted. Without anything to distract us, humanity reaches the stars and makes contact with Aliens. Who kill us all.I wish for logical RPing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redwolfy Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 (edited) granted it is erpi wish for a bannana Edited June 17, 2013 by redwolfy sniped Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trekkette Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 Granted. But you recieve it in an... unusual and uncomfortable way.I wish for a million wishes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceisbeautifulul Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 Granted, but only I get to choose what you do with them.Bring on the fire!I wish I had enough inspiration to make a giant space station. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trekkette Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 Granted, but you build too much and it crashes into the planet below, killing everythingI wish for anonymity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(An Original Name) Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 Granted, but now you are a invisible grey blob.I wish that I had all of the planes in War Thunder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTKC Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 Granted. Trekkette is holding it over your head.I wish I was REALLY happy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal01 Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 Granted,but you become manic-depressivei wish for rideable horses in KSP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTKC Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 Granted. They keep bucking you off.I wish I had a chocolate-chip cookie and a cup of orange juice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(An Original Name) Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 Granted, but the cookie is dunked in the orange juice and tastes terrible.I wish for a Xbox Two. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drag146 Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 Granted, but you get two xbox ones.I wish I had a pc capable of launching a 1000 parts ship in KSP without lag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTKC Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 Granted, but the cookie is dunked in the orange juice and tastes terrible.That is not a corruption! CCC+Orange Juice=Best Snack EVER!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trekkette Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 Granted, but you get two xbox ones.I wish I had a pc capable of launching a 1000 parts ship in KSP without lag.Granted, but it overheats and explodes if you launch a 1001 part shipI wish for supremacy over the Games forum! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(An Original Name) Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 Granted, but the rest of the forumites initiate a secret coup d'état and they successfully overthrow your tyrannical reign of tyranny.I wish that Moonbase Alpha was a real moonbase. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MGUARN Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 Granted ,but you got more pressure to fix the base before everyone suffocates.I wish simply for a muffin to appear to my left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(An Original Name) Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 (edited) Granted, but your left is now your right. Confused?I wish that I had a X-Wing fighter from Star Wars. Edited June 18, 2013 by (An Original Name) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trekkette Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Granted, but it gets shot down by a drone.I wish for more wishes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rage097 Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Granted. they may only be used to summon me.I wish that my skin didn't peel after a sunburn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(An Original Name) Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Granted, now it peels whenever you DON'T have a sunburn. I wish that my chair was more comfortable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flixxbeatz Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 (edited) Granted. They now won't peel at after a sunburn and stick at you for the rest of your life, thus making the pain much more unbearable. To make matters worse, your new skin will now grow underneath it, and there's no way to remove the burnt skin, since it's now already magically permanently fused into your body. Prepare yourself to take a bottle of painkillers a day once your new skin starts to grow, since it would be painful for sure. OOF, sniped, effort wasted Granted. Your chair is now very comfortable, to the point that you don't want to get out of it anymore, no matter what will happen to your body. Basically, you're now stuck there, because of your chair's superior comfortness. You won't even go outside for a walk, go to the bathroom to take a bath, or to toilet to dump some anger and stuff. And then your body begins to atrophy due to lack of exercise, and your bowels and organs now start malfunctioning because of your refusal to let go of your bodily wastes. Oh - and you won't be able to get out of it to get food and water either, to make matters much worse than you thought and speeding up your demise. All of it because of a very very comfortable chair...I wish for peace. Edited June 18, 2013 by Flixxbeatz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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