The Stanley Thread

[HansonKerman]

Stanley runs. He suddenly finds himself teleported to the KSC Vehicle Assembly Building.

Alright, Stanley, I just saved your life. Anyway, since my game seems to be acting in ways I can't even imagine, I've teleported you into a game where you can actually have fun! I don't even know what this game is, but according to its custom Wikipedia, this is a space flight simulator! How fun and relaxing! Why not let me leave you for a minute, and I'll see how you're getting on.

"Wait, what?"

Alright, Stanley, I won't be gone for long! Just enough to let the beauty of this game sink in. *footsteps retreating*

Alright, I'm back!

The Narrator finds a pile of FL-T400s piled on top of Stanley, an LV-909 "Terrier", and a Mk1 Pod on top of Stanley.

Oh, Stanley. I guess you really do need my help.

A beautiful, flawless rocket assembles itself, and Stanley climbs into the pod.

There, see? Now, roll it out!

The rocket rolls out.

 

 

Edited April 15, 2018 by HansonKerman