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    The Sign Generator Fun Thread!

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    For those of you who don't know what a sign generator is, it's an online thing where you can make your own gas station sign, road sign, church billboard, etc. Getting a group of people together and see what they want the sign to say can be pretty interesting.

    DO NOT HOTLINK DIRECTLY FROM THE SITE! SAVE YOUR IMAGE AND UPLOAD IT TO ANOTHER SITE LIKE DROPBOX OR IMGUR, THEN PUT IT ON THE FORUM. HOTLINKING DOES NOT WORK!

    Here are some links to my favorite sign generator sites:

    atom.smasher.org

    www.says-it.com

    Here is one I made just now:

    Gas-Station%20(1).jpg?_subject_uid=104116724&w=AABn6H1rLyaBtxh8gl3PRsQv5VkxMWrokjs0CXGwAG0Dng

    Try it! I wanna see how interesting this can get :)

    Don't forget to rep anyone who makes a sign that makes you laugh! :)

    My Birthday, and First Job!

    in The Lounge

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    I actually think that working the minimum wage jobs at the bottom of the food chain makes you are more valuable and better employee down the line, and when and if it comes to that probably a better boss too. In my case it made certain that I never look down on anyone doing a job, as I not only found out it is hard work for little pay, but also that that actually is the collective work force that makes our society tick and allows the higher-ups to do their work appropriately.

    Glory to the trash collectors, cleaners, re-stockers of shelves, etcetera, for making our lifes clean and easy. Hail The Probe!

    That's good.

    My Birthday, and First Job!

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    So on May 6th, I turned 14. Before that, I had applied for a job at a golf course, and it got accepted. I'm working for minimum wage, cleaning golf carts and lining them up. (Gotta start SOMEWHERE.)

    I would have made a thread, as I was on the forums during my B-Day, but I was too lazy.

    Speaking of jobs, what was YOUR first job, if you had any?

    The Emergency Alert System

    in The Lounge

    Posted · Edited by michaelsteele3

    Oh, and then there's this creepypasta on the EAS:

    When I was about 12, I had an odd fear of Emergency Broadcast Systems. I never really understood why, but one night at age 14, things got really bad. Around 1 A.M, I saw an alert for a storm coming at around 2. I was home alone, nobody else was around, and all the lights were out except for the light of the TV. I felt very uncomfortable. I heard the announcer's voice say, "If you are outside, get to a shelter fast." After that, the silent alert just stayed on the TV for an awkward 30 seconds, but then it started glitching up. The screen started showing pixels scramble all over the television, I don't know what was disturbing about the pixels, but I was too shaken up to even lay down. I guess I was just a big ...... The alert had interrupted a show that had just started, so I assumed it was just the signals mixing.

    Then out of nowhere, I heard a bunch of scattered beeps, static, rings, all sorts of broadcast test sounds mixed together. I saw black and white pixels making all sorts of commotion on the screen, and for a few seconds it looked like it was making faces, and not like a two-dot curve face, they looked like real faces. As real as you can get for solid black and white, anyway. I could swear there was faint moaning drowned out by static coming from the TV, it sounded like a woman or maybe a younger kid. Suddenly, I heard noise that sounded like a computer would make if it was glitching up. It was soft at first, but then I could hear a bunch of loud, scrambled white noise. The lights in my house were flickering on and off, and the room was getting really hot. I even recall one of the lights blowing a fuse, while the wind outside was crazy. The whistle it made was curiously loud. I almost wondered if it was a tornado.

    All that was in my head at that moment was nothing more than "What the (censored due to forums rules :P)?" Then the screen went black and restarted the warning, but nothing wrong happened this time. It ended normally with 2 long beeps and 3 short beeps. Twenty minutes later, it issued another warning, but at the end it said something out of the blue. "If you are outside, get to a shelter fast, and get down to the lowest part of the building, but it's no use-" Then shortly after 3 beeps, the power went out. I sat there, numb with goosebumps. My mind jumped to all sorts of conclusions. I got up off of the couch, grabbed a flashlight and I ran to the basement. As I crossed the hallway, a whisper caught my ear. and I felt a small breeze blowing.

    When I got to the stairs, I saw two gleaming eyes at the bottom glaring at me, almost like a cats eyes. My flashlight immediately dimmed down. I tried turning it back on but to no avail. I just sat there, shaking like a leaf. It seemed like there was no light left in the entire world at that moment, and I froze in fear as I felt something cold touch my shoulder.

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