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Mr. Peabody

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  1. 15 hours ago, Popestar said:

    I also got a plane off the ground...but crashed upon attempting to land.  I was around 80 m/s, which I'm guessing is too fast.  And my descent was probably too steep.  Anybody have tips on flying?  Turning, landing, etc.?  Again, I can get off the ground...but it does me no good if I can't land.

    Flyable aircraft are deceptively difficult to design with caveman restrictions and are invariably deathtraps for the pilots who fly them.

    Below is the best design that I was able to create, and even it was dangerously under-powered and prone to stalls. The best advice that I am able to provide you with is to use forward winglets for pitch control instead of rear ailerons, which decrease lift.

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  2. 3 hours ago, ManEatingApe said:

    To the best of my knowledge, there's never been a Caveman landing on Moho... ;)

    @ManEatingApe, you visited Moho in version 1.1 according to @Moesly_Armlis's records.

    It's very difficult for me to picture you performing a mere flyby, even at Moho.

    3 hours ago, JAFO said:

    Or Eve. Visited, yes.. landed, no.

    No caveman has yet been able to conjure magic to that degree.

    Yes, ladder drives and similarly driven crafts are still forbidden.

  3. I remember when first I started this thread. It seems as if it were yesterday.

    Now it's been 3 years and there are broken images in the first pages. I feel so proud. :sticktongue:

    20 hours ago, RoninFrog said:

    Ok, I will.  Why not try for Trilobite?

      Reveal hidden contents

    Look at that beautiful nuclear trefoil.

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    The Oreo Bomber is a truly versatile ascent vehicle.

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    Yessss...  The mesmerizing blue glow of high velocity radioactivity... 

    It looks like...  like...   like every other engine plume in the stock game!

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    Orbit!  With, um, 500 m/s left!

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    Okay, 500 m/s is not so great.  I think we need moar fewel.  Here comes a smaller rocket off the pad:

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    But guess which engine I'm using to burn for orbit!  Aha, I bet you didn't think I would use the mega-technology, all-electric, black market  Non Newtonian 2000  engine which costs merely 200,000 funds! 

    Oh wait.  That's just a Terrier.  Ba - ho, ah - ring!

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    Isn't docking just so fun without a decent tracking station!

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    Docked!  Hm?  What's this?  That's not a fuel tank!

    No, my friends, that thing is not a fuel tank...

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    This is a fuel tank!

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    Anyone else have the star wars imperial march stuck in their head?

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    Like I said, this is one fuel tank (singular).   Heh heh heh.  Dun-dun-dun, dadada dun, dadada dun!

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    Okay, the empty fuel tank has been jettisoned and the ship has been rearranged to be more symmetrical.

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    Dun dun dun, dun dadun, dun dadun!

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    With the addition of the next piece, the ship now looks like a ruptured sputnik.

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    I'm gonna just show the payloads (yes, plural) docked to save time.  No launches.  [Presses fast-forward]

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    Dun dun dun, dun dadunnadun!  Dun dun!

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    Dun du-  <snip>           Edited by moderator:  That's quite enough of your "dun dun dunning".

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    Last payload for today!

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    I wonder where I should send Jeb...

     

    @RoninFrog,  that's what I call an unfair advantage. ;)

  4. On 10/22/2020 at 4:32 PM, king of nowhere said:

    never noticed this before, i'll give it a try. at highest difficulty, of course, because i tied too much of my self-worth to videogames and i pull stunts to stave off my insecurity i don't do things halfway

    looks like there is a simple way to finish it regardless of difficulty: wait for your contracts to expire until you get the "test stuff on the launchpad". those always give free money. but it would not be in the spirit of the challenge, so i'll try to do it honestly

    One does not simply "wait for contracts to expire." :sticktongue:

    Indeed, for most difficulty levels the main challenge is to design vessels capable of gathering the science necessary to unlock the tech tree nodes within the design constraints of the level 1 VAB/SPH, viz. an 18 ton weight limit and 30x part count limit.

    On another note, I observe that the forum update has broken the topic page. This problem will be remediated post-haste. :wink:

  5. As no one has yet mentioned this, and it seems to me to be of paramount importance in any forum update, I shall.

    Where are the new emojis? Surely we can't be expected to chug along with an antiquated collection when everything else has been improved.

  6. Fact:

    The reflection of "toad" spells "daot."

    Invert the "d" and exchange the position of "a" with that of "o."

    The result: qoat

    Toads are shape-shifting goats.

  7. On 6/8/2020 at 10:49 PM, Misguided_Kerbal said:

    Goat

    Gilly

     

    Goat = Gilly

     

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    Giddy Gilly Billy Goat.

    I bet ye canne' say that even 3 times quickly.

  8. 2 hours ago, QF9E said:

    Is this challenge still alive?

    I completed a Normal difficulty Caveman challenge with no contracts. My strategy was to gather all of Kerbin's surface (Splashed and Landed) science, as well as the Flying Low science. I completed the challenge without going more than 9000 meters above Kerbin's surface.

    Mission report here:

     

    Caveman congratulations @QF9E! Brilliant work!

    You have been added to the completion board and may claim your badge. ;)

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