[KSP2 Hype Train Thread]

i hate this

i actually hate this

[What funny/interesting thing happened in your life today?]

i posted a new forum topic for the first time in literal years and I feel really proud

[where the trans Kerbals at]

i don’t post here often (read: almost never since I left ~2 years ago) but I realized since then, a lot has happened, including me transitioning to becoming non-binary (they/them pronouns thx). So I gotta ask where my trans peeps at???????? (if u feel like talking abt trans things hit me up on discord or tumblr)

[[1.12.x] Anatid Robotics / MuMech - MechJeb - Autopilot - [2.14.3] [4th March 2023]]

(hello yes its me hanson making my daily post)

 

sorry if this sounds dumb but mechjeb keeps snapping its windows to the corner of the screen, making it unusable... if this is an issue youve noticed b4 pls help, but if you need some screenshots or smth id b happy to oblige

EDIT

Sorry for wasting your time, I did something (i have NO idea what) and fixed it. At least I can take this time to express how much i like this mod!

[Guess Who Will Reply Next?]

this is the thing i do with my 1 daily message i guess

@Misguided Kerbal

[You know you played KSP too long when...]

On 4/11/2021 at 3:15 PM, Stormpilot said:

When you think earth has two moons.

REAL LIFE OMG

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discord

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nopost in 1 hour #cring

[Hello, i'm new]

helloooooooo

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[Kerbal Space Program 2 to be released in 2022 [Discussion Thread]]

All I feel when I see KSP2 delays is joy that the Megathread might reach its goal

[You must use the object that is on your left hand to save a doomed spaceship.]

My blanket

I’ll use magic security rag powers to save everyone on the ship! oh wait, was I supposed to save the ship as well?

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1 hour #CRING

[[Name WIP] = probably another Hanson mission report that ends in failure but whatev]

20x physics warp lmao

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uh 

 

[Build singular sentence without using the first letter of the English lexicon.]

On 3/8/2021 at 7:04 PM, Maple Kerman said:

Surprisingly, it's possible to write this sentence without using the first letter of the English lexicon.

this is quite the discovery 

[There is a Zombie apocalypse. You only have the last thing you googled to protect you. How do you fare?]

homestuck^2

On 2/27/2021 at 7:52 PM, HansonKerman said:

I think I’d fare pretty well

 

[Compliment the user above you!]

fun name x2 combo

[Waiter, theres a _____________ in my soup!]

ah, so it is true!

 

waiter, mars isn’t floating in my soup!

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57 minutes ago, SpaceFace545 said:

Michael

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[michael had]

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45 seconds without posts cring

[[Name WIP] = probably another Hanson mission report that ends in failure but whatev]

RIGHT HI HELLO THERE WELCOME TO MY MISSION REPORT

ok so basically this is career mode but mods

its sort of just a playthrough but haha twist

basically my prerequisites for "beating" the game are

1.  max out all tech tree nodes that aren't empty 
2.  plant a flag on all flag plantable worlds
3.  find at least two unique structures (easter eggs if you will)
4.  [low priority] max out the space center

 

anyway yeah there should probably be some backstoryo to this but there really isnt i just wanted to do this and now i can now that i have epic new computer hahahaha ok

i should probably inform you how this mission report will be presented

basically it will be presented in "volumes" detailing the flight of crafts n stuff. likely these volumes will have one or more important things happening in them. things that will be worth creating a volume around is

• big tech tree progress yaaay
• first craft on new celestial body yaay
• new flag planted yeet!
• easter egg found woo
• h

 

KSC Archives

Spoiler

Craft Archives

Spoiler

KB - 01 "Kilobyte"

KB - 02 “Krab”

KB - 03 and 04

Volume Archives

Spoiler

Volume One - this post!

 

OKAY TIME FOR VOLUME ONE

Spoiler

Volume 1 - Flight of the Kilobyte

Our story begins in the VAB

while the sun shines on the KB = 01, usually called "Kilobyte" since that is around the space that this thing can hold.

Kilobyte's contract is simply fulfilled by having that little Mite motor under it.

get ready...

get set...

PCHOOOO

OOOOOOO

OOOOOOOO!

And it's in space!

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All sorts of corporations are noticing our achievement! Unfortunately though...

KB - 01 is not so happy. Partially because it can't think and partially because about to die.

As it falls to the ground, Kilobyte's batteries fry,  it spins rapidly and...!

[KB - O1 LAST KNOWN PHOTOGRAPH]

[ENDING KB - O1 STORY]

[ . . . ]

Kilobyte's sacrifice was not in vain though. We got tons of science!

And thus ends Volume One.

[VOLUME ONE END]

[. . . BONUS PHOTO ACCESSED]

Spoiler

i did a contract

 

 

[BONUS CONTENT END]

[.  .  .]

ANYWAY THATS THE END STAY TUNED FOR THE NEXT VOLUME AJFKLAFL

[Flat Kerbin Society]

Objection 

if Kerbin was not flat, how could we stand on it?

[The Number Wars 2: Count to +100 or -100!]

-15 (-1)

it’s so weird the forum has rlly changrd