RoninFrog

No, I can’t say I have. 0/10 Definitely not human.

You've never seen Meet Dave, have you.

If you have any of the following parts on your craft: https://wiki.kerbalspaceprogram.com/wiki/RV-105_RCS_Thruster_Block https://wiki.kerbalspaceprogram.com/wiki/Place-Anywhere_7_Linear_RCS_Port https://wiki.kerbalspaceprogram.com/wiki/Vernor_Engine RCS will activate them. WASDQE, IJKLHN, and SAS control them.

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But then Drumroll Plesea John Wick Kerman accidentally unplugged MechJeb's power supply when boarding the lander.

I once made one with a whole lot of I-beams, claws, docking ports, rover wheels and landing gear. It only worked for about thirty seconds before the kraken found it and hurled it across the KSC.

So MechJeb quickly rescued him from that situation and gave him some chicken fried steak dipped in caramelized fudge.

6/10 Chihuahuas aren't Canis lupus familiaris, they are demons from Pluto. Only another demon from Pluto would have one as a pet. My name is Dave Ming Cheng. Welcome to Old Navy! I think there is a Ninja chain going on. Keep up the good domino effect!

Now they want to go back!

Oh look! An opportunity for self advertisement! https://kerbalx.com/MunsterIII/HMS-Sauron I have since upgraded it to use full mammoth power as 72 vectors and their nose cones is a lot of parts.

So MechJeb quickly downloaded KIS and KAS and stuck another one on.

Hopefully neither. They don't seem like the second option, and I wouldn't want a developer team that changes things on a whim.

My largest is 6 kilotons. 17 large 5m tanks and a lot of adapters. Single stage to Mun only using mammoths (jet engines and planes are just too finicky, ya know?). 20 passengers. And of course it has scanners and an ISRU (or maybe 8). Rather moderately sized by some standards, but biggest one I've ever built.

New challenge: Return the Kerbals to Kerbin. That should be rather difficult.

Stick another MPL on. At least that worked for this guy:

Yup. I see "Relay Mysteriously Stopped Working" and I immediately think, "Ike."

His new name was MechJeb.

Is 'y' a vowel? Banned for using an ambiguous (that spelling looks wrong) letter.

Within physics range (2.5 or 2.2 km, I can't remember exactly) of the ship you are currently flying. I don't have Breaking Ground, but it says "Power Units Produced: 0" and "Power Units Required: 1". It seems to be wanting a "Power Unit". Try giving the Control Station Thingy a "Power Unit" (whatever that is) and see if it is happy.

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Problem: The only person in Crumble Crater Village with a radio is Bob, and no one understands him since he speaks in bash script. So I build Bill a mud hut out of dust piles of his smaller, dead cousins. Bob and Bill quickly become friends. I didn't touch Bill while building the hut, so we're good.

There is a rumor going around the village that the northernmost irrigation ditch is poisoned. Rumor has it that one of the villagers was hoeing the cornfield for whatever reason people hoe cornfields, when he noticed that "the big brown cow with the big brown horns" (which doesn't help identify which cow it was at all) had escaped the cattle farm and "wandered into yonder ditch. Ah wuz watchin'im and makin' to catchim again, but then 'e just splodered into a million bits!" Now the villagers will have nothing to do with the "pizened wadder" in the northernmost irrigation ditch and won't go anywhere near it. Edit: I am kind of picturing the villagers as similar to the people in the "burn the witch" scene from Monty Python's the Holy Grail.

I think some nice obsidian-tipped spears would be a lot more practical in the eyes of a humble villager. The well-digging project wasn't going so well (he he he) as all my efforts to bore through @Dirkidirk's indestructible foundation were in vain. The well was abandoned and I hitched up a couple oxen from the cattle farm and plowed me some irrigation ditches. The recent nearby lava floes had fertilized the soil quite nicely so I planted a corn field. The plowing was still difficult as I kept turning over old, rusty warheads from some recent bombings. But eventually I got the land cleared and put all the warheads in a pile outside the crater rim.

8/10 Much better than default banner.