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Floor 2979: Just a sign pointing up that says "Floor 2980 this way".

Because Jeb helped it cross the road. What did the guy stuffed into a Gerkin say?

You are banned unless you have listened to songs by SVRCINA including "Free" "Lover Fighter" "Astronomical" "Meet me on the Battlefield" etc.

Waiter: Eggscuse me but there were eggcegent circumstances. Customer: I know I wanted Lamb but why is there a Shepherd in my soup?

Do not unlock the thread that is never unlocked, because it causes FOMO.

Gorgon vs Cockatrice Stone Mountain.

Granted: You get Kismit. I wish to be rid of the "Don't Click" thread so I can't miss out anymore.

Blade runner. Neo Noir Cookie.

The Kerbals have reigned for millenia. Why did the Kerbal cross the continent?

Guitar? Banjo. Why Banjo? He was getting annoying. No, why the Banjo? Banning is the name of the game, and don't call me Joe.

Card is destroyed and new pack opened.

You are probably quite nice. Your avatar is just creepy.

Floor 2977: A swimming pool. You go for a swim but while you are in there you swear something swam in to your ear. Some sounds you have been hearing in the background now seem to be voices talking. You dry off with your @Admiral Fluffy quality towel and head up to the next level.

Helium three.

Who? TUBM does not relate everything in their life to Taylor Swift. (Thaasophobia is the fear of boredom. I wanted a phobia for the fear of being ignorant but couldn't find it.)

Thaasophobia TUBM is planning to change their profile pic within a month.

Kerbal Space Pagan as the beast pocket stimulator game of all time (Rip the Voyager)

Floor 2975: This room only holds a bowl of Petunias. Strangely it speaks, and says "Oh no not again". You get a strange feeling of connection and DejaVu. You feel like you should know what it meant. You puzzle over it as you climb to the next floor. Instinctively you reach in to the bag of holding and pull out a nice fluffy towel. You have the feeling you may need it. Wow, new page. This is quite the page turner.

Banned for not asking "What is in my soup?"

Floor 2963: You step in to a dark room, you carefully shuffle out, reaching around to make sure you don't run into anything. Suddenly a spot of light appears on the floor ahead. Voices in the darkness beckon you to step in to it. You ask "why?" The voices say "So that we may see the hero that has made it this far." Tentatively you move in to the light and ask "Who are you?" They reply "We are the council of the building. We observe the progress of any who venture up through our floors." "We have watched your journey and shared in your adventures as if you were a Holovision Star." "We have been impressed with all you have done and would like to give you gifts for your journey going forward." Suddenly the room lights up and you are surrounded by people in party hats, there are decorations and a big table with treats and a huge cake. Each in turn shakes you by the hand and congratulates you. You get to enjoy the cake and play party games like pass the parcel. After many hours the party starts to wrap up and you are presented with a bag of holding (you are told it could hold the contents of an entire room and that it is stocked with essentials, including a portable toilet.) They also give you an electronic book called "The Floor Hikers Guide to the Gargantuan" It has big friendly letters on the cover that say "Don't Panic" You thank them for their hospitality and start your way back up.

10/10 Happy Anniversary.

Semi-detached cookie.

Kerbal Space Pagan has the beast pocket stimulator game of all time (Rip the Voyager) Holy crumpet Batguy, this appears to be a new page.