I know there is a challenge in here, but one glance at the thread, and I knew I had to crank out some terrible Star Control 2 ships. Seriously.. That game got a good chunk of my childhood! Alright, here we go, all in their terribleness! This one is supposed to be a VUX Intruder. Here's a Druuge Mauler. It actually shoots a projectile at around 500 m/s. And by projectile, I mean a decoupler with some sepratrons glued to the inside. (Also, I didn't really want to put engines on the pod thing, but the craft wouldn't come close to flying without em.) This one is kind of cheating, but it's supposed to be an Ariloulaleelay (yeah, had to copy and paste that one) skiff. Human and Syreen ships were extra crappy.