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Granted. However, that stuff is a virus that kills all Flareons. Yay! I wish 8 stupihuf.

Granted. You now have 5 wishes, each for your own death. You cannot change them. I wish Laythe was more habitable.

Granted. It's so powerful that you disintegrate. ERLARPPRSPARFGASe

I recognize Akagi and Hiryu as Japanese aircraft carriers...

Veryus Kamasil Geridio Lumaris Ulita Kerbis Emferibio Nosthal Hukel Giros Buna Epri Cikomalio Eris-Ekles

Granted. Because it is a sub everything, it's incredibly bad at being anything other than a tin can with radar that can kinda go underwater without combusting. I wish flor the;p pte43

Granted. It crashes, because it is an incredibly bad idea in that kind of timescale. I wish that mechjeb could dock.

1: Really. Really?! I already freaking did that. 2: Because it's a mechjeb problem relating to the KSO. It might just be that mechjeb can't dock for ****.

Okay, there needs to be an actual ability for the mechjeb to control from a docking port, because NEWSFLASH! Docking ports don't fit into avionics.

Granted. You get hit by a traincake. I wish traincakes were less lethal.

Granted. It enslaves everyone except you and goes off to produce energy for itself via people. You die, because no one is producing food for you. Traincakes!

Granted. It's on Alpha Centauri B B's dayside. They have 17th century colony tech. They are dead. You are a jerk. I wish for quintuple 100

Granted. However, GANDALF DO DIS. I wish for the trinary tree-bee conference.

Granted. The war began yesterday, though, and it really doesn't give you hope. I wish for the quadruple erbles. Also trains.

Granted, but it is mispronounced as foom. Now the kraken can kill your ships with massive G-forces. I wish for bee bears.

Granted. However, the only creature you can make is a chicken. I wish it was easier to beares.

Granted. The Krakens are now the glow cloud. ALL HAIL THE GLOW KRAKENS. I wish for panhckaces.

Granted. They're all just links to Homestar Runner. I wish that Homestar Runner was still active.

Granted. However, Starve is more popular. It's a game which forces you to sit there and stare at the screen, which water gushes out of, until you starve. I wish for the big bada bees.

Granted. The words are stabbed, reading I LIKE DEER BEER. You are arrested by the deer for harboring illegal deer beer. I wish for the power tingle.

One of the only planets I've found that is near habitable by my standards. No life, but it's a safe terra.

Granted. It is bees. You know bees. Bees. I wish that Night Vale wasn't real. I so desperately wish that. Help.

It turns into bees. I wish that blue.

Granted, but the fuel is bees. I wish that everyone knew the absolute fact that if anything moves it will turn into bees.

Bzzz. Bees!