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billybobsatan

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  1. Yah. The user below me enjoys rubbing mayonnaise on their bodies at night while everyone else is asleep.
  2. Jacksonville FL is the largest city in the continental US. It also once had the world's largest fountain.
  3. People who release a tsunami when pronouncing "p".
  4. 6/10 because bad ASCII art o <--------- ROCK
  5. Granted. But the radiation kills all your kerbals so you have to restart. I wish I could become a cat whenever I please.
  6. Dear Squad, I want you to add more rocket boosters so that we can smash cars which a kerbal is flying directly into Jool. Also I like to shoot kerbals into the Kraken's maw. You should bring love to Kerbin through donuts shaped like Kerbals. This won't add chaos to the game revenue because donuts are tasty and bacon is evil. This pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis will affect Eeloo in landings because Jeb cannot sleep without rockets falling apart almost every millisecond. So multiplayer can kick Bill's kerbehind out the planet's atmosphere. Besides, Bill gets extreme G-force when jeb flies on SRBs. Donkey's lick explosive liquid Kolas when they invade Kerbin with cake and flavored octopus. I eat SANVICH when I play my game on Macindownux. That's not all that Mr.
  7. 97: Thou shalt not correct Scott Manley.
  8. Jebediah would jump out of his rocket, land on his head and survive.
  9. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give billybobsatan lemons! Do you know who I am!? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
  10. I went to a really fancy Italian restaurant and ordered a cheese pizza and a small sprite. Holy frack, I must be a spoiled American kid!
  11. It's food time in Spaceville.
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