Starwhip

Probably a warping issue. Hit the "<" key several times.

Infinite world, suckers! I send creepers galore to the next poster.

Well, if you don't design the thing right with FAR, it will come and bite you in the rear. FAR simulates more realistic aerodynamics in all of its glory, including high-speed aircraft disintegration. But yeah, a picture would be great.

False. The user below noticed the double post up top.

What in the name of god was that corruption?!? Ok, then. A brick appears above your computer, destroying it and landing on your fingers. I wish that I could solve all riddles.

*Flips table* Most abstract riddle yet...

Granted. You fall asleep at 11:59 pm every day, and wake up at 12:01 am. Congratz. I wish I hadn't suggested vexx32 to go ahead with another riddle of death.

Dear Kod above, here we go again... Give me a while to think about this one. Alright, a chisel. That seems too easy for that riddle. I doubt it is right. But someone has to start this train of death.

I made a "helicopter" out of a FL-T200 and some swept wings, with the little orange radial engines to spin it. Lots of struts to keep it together. It kinda flew, for a while.

I agree with vexx and Helix in the answer being the Doctor. Let's let vexx go again, since I found the last one. He has harder ones. Or we could try zis one: Lighting the sky High in the air Rippling, waving Green, red or blue Where the weather is cold You'll find me most often Being so bold As to illuminate your world What am I?

Of all the things you could've done, you decided to go and activate the antimatter bomb? That's the stupidest thi-"

Yes, Scott Manley is the god of KSP. And our local god goes by the name Whackjob. If you just want to figure out the game for yourself, have fun with that, otherwise, just look up Scott Manley on YouTube.

At 68 Kilometers the capsule will eventually return, albeit SLOWLY. Seriously, a few hours or so of time warping ahead: have fun But welcome to the forums.

10/10 for the --Me.

Well, one of my recent Kerbollo Mun missions was a partial success: I got to the Mun, separated the lander, landed and returned to orbit. And that's where it all went wrong... So the lander, while coming in to dock to the CSM, was going too fast. So it hit the main engine of the CSM, and I was like ()_() that's the first time I've ever messed up a docking! Then I said, "Well, it's not so bad: the lander has an engine. I'll just dock this thing and..." I noticed that the thing that hit the engine was the DOCKING PORT of the lander. So I've got a thing with no engine and a docking port, and a thing with no docking port with an engine... I just transferred everyone back into the CSM and launched a remote rescue vessel.

9/10. "Master Warning" and "Master Caution" would be better.

10/10 You never gave me my soda or my change back, you [REDACTED]

"If you think you're moving, you're moving. If you know you're moving, you're going way the hell too fast, slow down." Now, that is both funny and true. You shouldn't be moving very fast at all unless you know exactly what you're doing. Left-click and hold, then drag to reorient your Kerbal. Then just *tap* forward to go forward. You don't slow down in space, any thrust goes a *long* way.

/\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ This is why real SSTO spaceplanes are nonexistent at the moment. Although, the Skylon has a good shot at it. But we'll see. OOOH I just had an idea: What if you have GIANT compressed air tanks, and feed air from them into the engines, WHILE IN SPACE? Would it even work? I don't think so, but it may work to add some extra altitude to a jet SSTO.

My current spaceplane, the Avion Mark Two, can get up to 40,000 meters on jets alone. It has 12 intakes and 1 jet engine, so no throttle management. I replaced the LV-909s with Aerospikes, to maximize efficiency.

I found a school computer with version 0.13.3 today.... No nodes, landing gear, docking, Minmus, Duna, etc. And you know how the orbit path changes to the mun periapsis when it crosses SOI? Nope. Had to hardcore my trajectory to land. But it worked, kind of. Landed sideways perfectly fine, then throttled up and exploded.

10/10 Yaythings.

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A riddle? If not, life?

I whoop yo --- My hill.