Starwhip

Banned for saying "it".

Did anyone fix that hole yet?

Banned for shooting Jeb with a booster.

Go to Aperture Science Enrichment Center (In the Upper Peninsula of Michigan) and find one of those statis chamber things. Zombies don't stand a chance against turrets.

I was on a Minecraft server, which usually doesn't lag, but at the time it was so bad that when I jumped, I was "Kicked for flying."

Box Turret. G

Yes. That is true. Elevator is so slow. We must add moar boostars!

I don't think they do. You could experiment somehow. Maybe EVA a Kerbal in orbit, switch back to the ship, and go to the information panel. Then do the same with the Kerbal in the cockpit and compare the masses.

Banned for walking through the fourth wall.

The Enrichment Center is required to remind you that you will be baked, and then there will be cake.

So..... what?

Banned for staring at me out my window.

True. The user below me is brony or brony-ish.

I believe I tone myself down a little on the forums. In real life I talk about stranger things than stuff like KSP.

Device, The. A

10/10 Get out of my face, man! Stop with the ninja-ing!

Granted, but you can never stop. I wish for a quadcopter.

Er, True? False? What am I supposed to be explaining? (If there is a picture I can't see it.) The user below plays KSP way too much.

Do not touch the operational end of The Device. Do not look at the operational end of The Device. Do not submerge The Device in liquid, even partially. I just remembered: "Let's be honest: Neither one of us knows what that thing does. Just put it in the corner, and I'll deal with it later." "That thing is probably some kind of raw sewage container. Go ahead and rub your face all over it." "Maybe you should marry that thing since you love it so much. Do you want to marry it? WELL I WON'T LET YOU. How does that feel?"

Banned for avatar which moves.

I think all of us are different on the forum than in person.

Banned for being triple ninja'd EDIT: make that quadruple.

And you just figured this out?

Banned for capitalizing the "W" in my username. DAMN YOU NINJA'D ME!